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- We risk having cars here.
to drive.
We have millions of dollars of cars on the drive.
so that we can use them before they come and seize them all.
Or we just sit in this house until we go back to jail and lose all the cards again.
It's a sunny Sunday.
Don't lie to me about work.
Right now, what to do. So why don't you get in one of your Ferrari SF9Ts,
Or your 812 competition, limited edition, $1.5 million Ferrari.
and come for three or four hours driving on some beautiful mountain roads
and come for lunch. Or if I take the security pin, I can use my phone the whole way there.
I'll drive the bed!
There's no way he's gonna come. Chris isn't doing it. I don't believe he's coming. He ain't coming. I got faith in your tea.
I've made my decision. And I'll tell you tomorrow in five minutes of proof. What?
Alex, you want to bet on what his decision is? I know what his decision is. You're leading the house exactly the same. His decision is either drive in the lotto.
which is decision one which might be it there go on bro i don't smoke you all
Whatever. Whatever. I think we should take a bunch of supercars. That's all I think we should do.
Yeah, well, I mean, a lot of things that you see somewhere.
Thank you.
*music*
So in a twisting turn of events,
Tristan Tate is ready to go for a drive. And who are we missing?
Fucking Andrew.
Sends a message at almost 2am.
might sleep later, 11:30 or 12:00.
So I obviously don't check my phone from Andrew. First thing, I get up, shower, get dressed, come downstairs. It's now 9.51. Good, 10 minutes to go.
And where the fuck is everyone? I'm not going now. Now I'm not going. You are the witness that I was ready. I'm going to take this off and go back to sleep.
When you came downstairs, I was super surprised to see you.
I didn't think you were going to go. I'm not going there. You're the only one ready. Now I'm not going there.
Everyone tricked me with this, "Tristan, come, Tristan, come, 10 a.m. We're leaving, we're leaving, we're leaving." 10 a.m. I'm the only motherfucker in the room.
You're not wrong. No one in this house is away. Even you're still wearing retinas.
I am in sweats. I've been scammed.
I've been scanned, and now I'm gonna make alternative plans.
So Alex, I know you're dressed for church. Do you remember? I'm gonna test your memory. Yeah.
Yesterday, you can think that far back, sitting in this room and everyone's saying, "We have to go driving. We have to go driving. Tristan, come driving, come driving, come driving."
What time did they say we're leaving?
10 o'clock in the morning. So you remember them saying that probably about, what, 600 million times, didn't they? What time is it now? Yeah.
Ten and ten.
And who's the only one awake when you go drawing?
You?
The fuck is this?
I'm gonna go brush off without them. Nice. Do it. Do it.
So Andrew has been talking about for the past two days how much he cannot wait to drive his McLaren and he's been looking forward to taking it out all day on Sunday but he didn't wake up so what car did we decide to take? McLaren always.
Alex thinks we're going for gas. Fuck gas. Fuck Alex. We're going to brush up. Update. Andrew just texted the group. He said 15 minutes let's go. He has no idea that we've already gone.
I have no idea, in fact, and neither is Alex, so no one is going to stitch on us. So, 15 minutes, can we still identify a lead? Yeah. Massive.
There is no way he doesn't know I've got him. I'm wondering if he was going to ask me to get the group before he did. So I got him. You didn't get him.
He got himself, really. You did say to him. Of course you did. I was deceived. So I deceived them back. Uno reverse. Uno reverse. He said he's never lost a game, but he definitely lost a game. He definitely lost a game. Find a picture of an Uno reverse card and send it to the group and say "From Justin". Thanks.
The reason those hills look all aren't clear is because it's raining. What did I ask yesterday? You asked yesterday, did you check the weather to see if it's going to rain or not? And Andrew said it's not going to rain. It looks pretty rainy to me.
has AIDS, and you just-- and you're so-- imagine wanting to go driving so bad that when someone says, do you check the weather? You lie. Like, yeah, it's fine. It's spring. It's springtime. It rains. If it starts fucking raining, I'm going home.
you
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*music*
I can't do it.
Great ball.
This is deep.
- Thank you.
Alright, checkpoint, we made it.
Cigarette case. It's really nice. This may be the nicest cigarette case in the world. Anywhere. Give me a close-up.
this
Thank you.
of our adventures without Andrew.
No, no, no. We are actually sticking to the plan. It's Andrew who abandoned us.
This is the adventures of the men who, at 10am, left for Brashov. That was the plan that I heard. Is that what you heard, Bailey? That is the plan. That's what I call it.
So they've abandoned us. We haven't abandoned that.
*music*
*outro music*
There we are, there is a lot of mess from us.
*music*
you
I'm gonna take the bus. Take the bus on. Take the bus to the villager's house. Gay bus. Gay bus. No one knows what that means. But we do.
We'll be right back.
Why are you doing this? Did you have any fun? At least did you have any fun? Andrew said, yeah we stopped at two or three places, Andrew said
At 10:00 a.m. we're going to Brasov.
So at 10:00 a.m. I went to Bursa, Bruno Reverse. He wrote on the group that we might be late. No, Andrew said I might sleep more after I was already ready to go.
I just want to.
It was even a reverse. No, it wasn't.
My plan was to just come with you guys. That's why at 10 o'clock I was up and ready.
But Andrew was asleep, saw Una reversed it. Go to brush up at 10:00 a.m.
and went on the shittiest road
- It hasn't said two words since we sat down. - No, no, he's upset. - He's really been sitting there on his phone. - Yeah, he hates getting you in a reverse.
Thank you.
We did play a green Uno reverse card as well. Sorry for doing your idea.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, it was a good idea and I thought I'd steal it.
We got him.
I got him.
He's furious. So you wake up this morning. I'm not there.
What do you feel for us? Shock? Horror? Fear? Dread?
- Thank you.
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- The first time I was in the first time, I was in the first time.
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anger
Rage.
Thank you.
I can tell by the way that he's cracking the pepper. I felt betrayed. The pepper is salty.
and new glasses, you're fucking around.
Thank you.
You may need new glasses, you fucking not.
It was clearly so.
I may not have been able to see the salt, but I do see the rage on your face
The Herc.
the pain the confusion he still doesn't
It's just not making sense of what happened.
Did I drive here with them? Was he in the McLaren? It's like a bad dream you can't wake up from.
- Stop it.
Admit he played greens against you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh,
I don't think he'll talk to us ever again for the rest of our lives, Bailey.
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Our plan was so duplicitous.
He says he's never lost a game.
This is a clear L, if I've ever seen one.
I'll swap if you admit that I got you. It's simple. You admit that I win. So I'm the winner. That makes you the loser. So I got you and I will swap. Correct. You got me. Enjoy the Ferrari. I win. Enjoy.
I won. I'd already defeated him. He won to drive to McLaren? The Rooks?
Both of our cars driving home.
He admitted defeat. I told you we got him. We did get him. Ferrari SF90 on the way back. Life's been worse, you know.
What the fuck?
You know why he was so eager to admit defeat to swap cars? This car has electrical faults and is in limp mode. It won't accelerate fast, it doesn't brake properly, and ABS isn't working. The car doesn't work. So it only goes as fast as a normal car.
at the McLaren to give me a broken Ferrari. And now I can't drive fast home.
- Yes.
Only to find out that... The castle is being renovated and under construction so it looks ugly because it has scaffolding all over it. Correct. So we decided to get coffee but there's no table service. No, we had to wait in line with a bunch of tourists in order to drink coffee.
and that's just unacceptable. As you know, I'd rather kill myself so I'm going back home tired without coughing.
We're gonna be getting up.
Just full way for nothing.
For nothing? What do you mean for nothing?
Nice walk with my friends.
I'm not your friend.
Yes? Explain yourself.
I don't know. Explain yourself. Why aren't you here? You know why I'm not here. Because the Ferrari's in limp mode and it won't go faster than 70 kilometers an hour. So, wait, wait. We took the fun mountain roads home. You took the normal way home. And you're still not home. Andrew, you gave me a Ferrari that has every warning light on.
So you have a limp dick?
No, I'd have a limp dick. The car's in limp mode. You're in limp mode. It was in limp mode when you brought it to fucking Grashov, clearly. I didn't do anything to it, and you knew that when you swapped keys. He hung up. He hung up.
He might have played the ultimate Uno reverse mode. Fuck you. It's made up of days. One year, one month, one decade. The biggest buildings were built one brick at a time.
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