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*East or Sunday* Alex, isn't it Easter Sunday?
Yes.
course.
Have you ever been to Romania Eastern?
But it's better than the boxing.
*laughs*
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Are we about to go to church?
It's better than boxing, yeah. What happens?
everyone from every town in every village
from here to Vladivostok in Russia,
part of the world.
Armenia, Georgia, Romania included.
all goes to their local church and lights candles.
I'm a flame bolt from Jerusalem.
into that
That's actually extremely cool.
It is very cool because in the West we have nothing that can unify people and get them out of their houses besides gay pride parades.
Yeah, gay pride crates are all that unifies people and gets about their house.
All the straight people go out.
and dance in front of gay men who twerk.
Whereas here, Jesus gets us out.
Amen
For a short
- Okay.
So we are going to church.
Well, I'm going. So it's midnight and we're going to worship Jesus.
Yeah.
Is that like the whole community?
So your whole community, everyone in this country will go out?
So we're a bunch of guys getting in their supercars on a mission
to go and praise Jesus.
Basically, yeah.
Praise the Lord. Let's go. Amen.
We're not 40 days in the blood.
I got the keys to the kingdom.
You know I'm living in freedom.
I got the keys to the kingdom.
I got the... I got the... I got the keys to the...
Nothing more inspirational than saddling up with your boys in a bunch of supercars and taking time out of your day to go and praise the Lord Jesus Christ. Amen! It doesn't get better than that, does it Bailey? It doesn't. I don't know this is the convention of any events. Jesus is mine, mate. Mine too. Andrew, you're at church with me. Yeah, absolutely. It's amazing. See us Christians and Muslims we unite over love for Jesus Christ.
- That is actually true. - I know it's true. So Jesus is my mate. So you're right, this whole thing is about my mate. All of this is happening for my mate. He's my mate. He's not yours. He doesn't like you. He likes me and Bailey, and you're not loved. You're the only human to not be loved by Jesus.
- For those that don't know, it's Easter Sunday.
And we're at church.
Yeah.
It's midnight and we're going to light a candle. I can't wait. Me neither.
What's your brother doing? Smoking by the side of the road. Aggressively staring at people smaller than him. What else does he ever do? He's literally just standing there. Standing there as a 6 foot 4, 108 kilo man. Smoking cigarettes. Giving everyone bad looks. Yeah. You told him Jesus didn't love him and now he's pouting. Well, Jesus doesn't. Let's be honest.
Tristan, have you ever heard Jesus say to you, I love Tristan? I didn't read that in the Bible.
Wait, isn't there an Andrew in the Bible? There is. Is there a Tristan? Not that I know of.
Noi el vom îndupleca, și pe voi fără grii. Go into-fucking any of these LGBT activists.
If anyone gives a shit about kids, which they clearly don't, if they gave a fuck about kids, tomorrow they'd raid every single LGBT activist and take all of their laptops. And you have a 99% conviction rate for fucking gay porn.
All of these dudes seem to adopt child porn. Yeah, and gay porn. That's 100% conviction, right? All of these fucking dudes seem to adopt little boys. They never want a girl. They want a little boy. Why?
and was always to work out why.
What do you mean? There's no excuse for saying, oh, but kids need parents. Yeah, kids need parents, so fucking throwing them to wolves ain't going to fucking help. Kids need parents, so send them to the fucking hyenas.
The fuck?
No, there's no, if you want to be gay, you have to live the bed you made, you make a bed you have to live in it. You've decided to be gay, so you've decided to give up marriage, give up children, give up legacy. You've given it all up to stick your dick up a bum hole. That's the decision you made, so fucking stick to it. You don't get to say, I made this choice, but now I want children and a legacy and a marriage. No, because you chose something fucking else. You choose a Nissan, drive a fucking Nissan.
The fuck you want? What the fuck? And we're going to come along and pretend to allow them to do it. And then it's a gateway because you give them an inch, they take a fucking mile. It started with, we just want a marriage. We just want to be respected. We just want to be allowed to be gay. Cool. Be gay. No problem. Then they wave their dick in kids' faces.
And now we're homophobic for saying, wait, you're kidding. Dick's dick. What the fuck?
If I go up to a girl in a work environment and say, "You're beautiful," that's sexual harassment. But if you're gay, you can wave your cock around in public.
What the fuck? It doesn't even make any sense. If you're a straight man in the world today, and you have any kind of sexual history, they'll use it to fucking wreck you in court as soon as you say something the Matrix doesn't like. If you're a man, a gay man, having orgies daily, just fucking everything, they don't give a shit. It's fine. If you're a heterosexual male, you're the enemy now.
But if you're gay, it's perfectly fine. They wouldn't accuse me of human trafficking if I was fucking, if I was a gay guy.
And I had a bunch of fucking gay dudes doing drugs and fucking and doing all these orgies and stuff. No, they wouldn't come along and say, oh, he's a bad person now. But you're a bad person if you're a straight man who had sex with a woman. Oh, don't do that.
Oh, that makes you really bad.
It's all fucked up. And they'd come along. It's a deliberate power move. It's a fuck you.
They come for gay, they come for marriage as a fuck you. They come for your kids as a fuck you. That's what it is. They're waiting for someone to stand up and tell them to get fucked. No one does.
That's the universal law of how reality exists. If there's a power vacuum, someone's going to push and push and push until they're pushed against equal and opposite forces. If they're going to keep pushing and no one's going to push against them, they're going to go all the way to the end where they walk into your fucking house.
and have sex in your house, they're going to go to the point where in the Senate,
In the most powerful building, in the most powerful country in the world, they're having gay fucking sex.
And no one gets arrested. Right? And it's on the fucking right here. No one does shit.
A man fucked a bitch in the Senate, he'd be in jail.
You fuck your little intern's butthole. That's fine.
And it's all just done on purpose. They're waiting for someone to stand up and resist them. It's the same if you're an invading army and you're just marching towards the land. You're going to march until you meet an opposite army, an opposing force. There's no opposing force.
Everyone's just sitting around going, oh, well, you know, maybe we should just let them adopt all the kids. And maybe we should let them walk around naked. And maybe we should let them get married. And maybe it is better than being straight.
There's no future in that shit. It's a death cult. That's why they promote it. It's perfect for reducing the population. It's perfect for making people not give a shit about anything outside of themselves because it makes you hedonistic.
All you care about is fucking that little butthole. If you have kids...
If you have kids, you start to care about the community. You care about the schools. You care about the immigrants. You care about crime. You care about things if you have kids, right? If you just want to fuck that one butthole and do enough drugs to get that butthole, you don't give a shit. It's only one big butthole party. And it's garbage. So fuck them. They should outlaw that shit, absolutely. Completely fucking outlaw it. That's what they should do.
That's my input. - Tomorrow. - Tristan, what is this? We can't be eating McDonald's for our Easter dinner. - What do you mean? There's traditional remaining food as well.
Alex bought his traditions. And I bought my traditions. Why McDonald's though? What do you mean why? It's obviously nothing to do with the fact that I didn't know Alex was bringing this delicious food from his mother and it's the only restaurant that's open.
It has nothing to do with that. This is an Easter tradition that everyone in Luton knows.
Alright, so we got traditional Romanian food. Thank you, Alex. Appreciate it. Welcome. So what we have here, we have traditional red eggs.
Why is it? Alright, I'm down for McDonald's. Let's go.
Is this what I think it is?
It's exactly. It's just 4 liters of homemade wine. Yeah, it's exactly 5 liters. 5 liters? Yeah.
Maybe six, I don't know exactly.
I think we could drink it all today. Absolutely not. Let's do it.
Between all skies. Yeah. It's Easter. You have to be in. Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it.
- This is gonna go one of two ways. - Yeah, perfect, let's go. - Oh my gosh. - Easter wine, homemade wine, let's go.
Are we drinking it this evening or are we... No, all night, start now. All day. We start and we finish until midnight.
We all know how Village Wine goes. - I'll have five glasses of Village Wine, please. - T, explain to everybody how Village Wine goes. - So Village Wine, one time me, my cousin Luke and Alex drank like nine bottles of Village Wine. You wake up next morning feeling fantastic.
- Yeah.
One time I drank a bottle and a half by myself on a date and I woke up
fucking buzzed, it's unpredictable.
You don't know what it is. This could be a nice relaxing drink for Easter. We could all have a good old time. Or this could kill us. I don't know. It's risky. Risky. Bro, I was waiting for this big tasty for 40 days. I don't even know what a big tasty is.
You are an amateur. So what I do is I take the Big Tasty, and I take
Some nice
homemade remaining meat
Here we go. Now we're talking.
- Bailey. - Stick it in between. I reckon it's gonna taste awesome. - I reckon it's gonna be fucking brilliant. - I reckon it's gonna be awesome. - I'm all over that as well.
Amen.
Thank you.
Now we're talking.
Ha ha ha. Romanian Big Tasty. Super big...
Super tasty.
And then what else do I need? Take one of those eggs.
I think we're good. There we go. Now this is a big tastey.
Thank you.
It looks horrific. Fuckin' glugs. Is it good?
So we have the big tasty here.
In my podcast, I always say, you can eat fast food.
Once.
a week maybe if you want but normally we eat once
every couple of months.
so nothing too bad here but you can make your big taste even better
by adding the traditional Romanian
Sausage.
Fucking talking all day, bro. Let's go drive, let's go drive. I'm getting in my car. Glad to meet him. I said, "Where are you?" Home.
Well fuck you then. Then I came home, he said let's go out. Fuck off. Alright, how's the wine? The wine?
is unusually strong. - Oh no. Oh no. All right, cheers. I'm gonna try it.
It's my honest opinion, I'll tell you.
- Cheers guys. - Cheers of what? - Bro, that's stout. That is stout, cheers. That is very stout.
- Pop.
We're gonna die. Yeah.
- Tastes good. - Alex, Alex you're smiling 'cause you know what's gonna happen. Game over. Alex is gonna be passed out in the front yard in about three hours. - So we can have Alex bang.
- No, I didn't. - You want some ale?
One McNugget.
It's the golden ratio. Yeah, one to one.
Haven't you ever seen this dish before? Look out, look out. Beautifully on plate.
- You open up a moment. - See, first one. - Sarmale nugs. - This is a, this is a Romanian-American fusion dish.
It's called Sarr Muggets.
This is the way. I dare you to dip the Sarmale in the sweetened sour sauce. No, what you do is you cut half of each.
and put them together. - I'm appalled.
Mmm. No.
- Okay.
I'm probably offending Romanians right now.
But you know, three of you decided to put me in jail for no reason to benefit your own careers.
You deserve some.
like some kickback.
Thank you.
I'll eat a chocolate egg. Do you have a chocolate egg for me?
No. It's Easter. We have a red egg. Bro, we have McDonald's. It's an Easter egg. We have a red egg. I don't the fuck want a red fucking egg. Jesus is blood. You didn't even get me a chocolate egg.
You ruined my Easter. Maybe.
That's harsh bro, you do ruin his Easter.
See, this is why everyone in the house hates you, Bailey. No chocolate egg for my brother. You know what, Bailey? Fuck you.
F*** you!
So, Tristan.
We want to do the...
Egg thing, tradition from Romania. - Oh, the Romanian egg breaking Easter thing. - Yeah.
So you pick one egg, make sure that it's the strongest egg. Nigga, I'm Romanian. I know how this works. Nice.
Andrew, come here.
Andrew!
Thank you.
Come here, we're doing Romanian Easter egg break here.
What you do is
- I think it's a good thing.
Somehow, Easter eggs
And breaking that is relevant to Jesus on Easter.
So you have to break them.
- On the other end.
So the egg that will broke,
is the weaker egg, so you'll become a
loser because your egg is broken. Yeah, but I've got the best eggs in the world. I
We'll take you on.
with my top G egg.
But is it real?
Yeah, it's a rack. It's not from wood.
- Maybe. - Guys, wait, guys, wait.
No eggs are real.
All right, let's go. Let's go. In English though. Okay.
Christ has riser.
And you must see, indeed he is risen, I know.
- Thank you.
- Bro, but this is wood. - Flip around.
*clap*
Top G eggs. Oh shit! It's not one! It isn't one! Whoa! I tried a violent assault with a deadly weapon and it turned out to be a fucking egg!
So eggs are real.
Oh yeah. Maybe. There's egg in my cereal.
So, our Lada adventure got cut short because it started raining and you can't handle the Lada when it's raining because you have a massive skillet. No, I just wanted to go home. Lada has, look, it's a cool windscreen rockers and everything, look.
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Look!
Look built for the rain. What are you talking about? We were kind of drifting through the water. It was pretty cool. Those are awesome windscreen wipers. You do have a skill issue though. I don't have a skill issue. I feel like skill issue is one of those phrases that has kind of taken over the household at this point. It's certainly one of our inside jokes. Yeah. You do have many inside jokes. I've been here for a year. I don't know if you know this, but I just crossed the one year mark living here and I've slowly started to catch on on all the inside jokes that you and Andrew have, but you literally have a lifetime. You'll never get a lifetime of inside jokes. Like you could literally, we're sitting there and he'll
just raises eyebrow at you and it just conveys
A meaning I don't even understand. Yes, exactly.
Like little words as well, you just say something. Like something stupid. And then he knows exactly what you mean and it just has these layers of meaning. Yeah, we're brothers. You know now it all kind of makes sense now to think about it.
whenever I tried to give Andrew the roost copy,
- Yeah? - You looked at him a certain way,
And he immediately knew something was up.
Are you accusing me of sabotaging your plan?
T, we were supposed to be in this together. - No, no we weren't. I did not approve of your plan at all.
Tristan, I think you raised your eyebrow at Andrew, and you tipped him off of my plan, and you betrayed me. You went behind my back, T.
You went behind my back. - Thanks.
It was super duper obvious. I was filming, you're the cameraman, and you're holding and handing him a coffee for no reason. It was super obvious. It was not my...
Inside plan. Tristan, Tristan, I don't buy your bullshit. I think that you tried to betray me. You went behind my back and you tried to tip Andrew off to ruin my ruse plan. Shame on you. I don't care about your ruse plan, Bailey. I super don't care. Tristan. And I didn't do it on purpose. It was just super obvious. Tristan, you definitely did it on purpose and I'm warning you, bucko.
I'm warning you. I'm not bucko. Tristan, you are bucko. And I'm warning you right here, right now, your chickens are coming home.
To roost my chickens are coming home to roost your chickens are coming home to roosty. You're not gonna sabotage my plan You tried you failed your chickens are coming home to roost bucko. You have shit plans. Don't call me fucking bucko Fucking year Going to college doesn't guarantee is a good job. Correct. Correct. Okay. No fat in this conversation. Well, I can tell you that inflation has doubled in the last 40 years while the price of college has quadrupled and this is what's actually dangerous to society as a whole as inflation continues to destroy everybody's wage
People are getting more and more desperate. The average salary of a graduate with a four-year degree was actually more in 1982 than it is today. That is the underlying reason why everything is fun. So you're saying college is a waste of time? Correct. I'm just saying not all knowledge comes from college, and there's lots of ways to get educated. That is why I'm opening a portal to the real world.
I will teach you how to make money online. You can escape the matrix, you can be geographically free.
but not for everybody to be able to join.
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