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Do you think you could swim faster?
Okay.
I'm the fastest swimmer in the house.
Are you? Yeah, in the women's category.
I'm definitely better swimmer than you. In fact, it's actually amazing how much better I can swim than you considering we're brothers. No, Andrew.
but in the women's category.
I'm the best swimmer in the house.
Really autonomous? Is that the distinction? No, I'm Tristan Tate, I've changed gender.
So I could be the ranked number one swimmer in the house.
women's category.
And if you don't respect my pronouns,
- Okay.
and you're in trouble.
Your pronoun is faggot. You're a faggot retard. There. Those are your pronouns. Faggot and retard.
She, her.
And I am the fastest swimmer in the house.
You guys can compete for the male trophy, I'm out of the running, but I am number one. Ranked number one.
Fastest female swimmer in this house.
What's his problem?
Her problem.
What the fuck is?
What's wrong with you, Bailey? I refuse to give in to your mental illness. Mental illness?
Do I look mentally ill?
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That's the wrong levels
are more than everybody.
I saw, except Andrew.
- Aha. - Okay?
But,
I didn't look into the estrogen levels
yeah exactly
exactly i can have high testosterone that does not reflect my gender identity
Well, I have a crazy theory that you're actually just bored
and a dude and talking shit on a sunny afternoon
because
You're gonna fucking regret that. The sun's getting to you bro. You're gonna fucking regret that. The sun is actually getting to you. Get to me, I'm gonna fucking get to you. Watch this.
You're in fucking trouble now. You're gonna prove to me you're a girl with your phone. Oh, yeah.
but you have to have a streamlined
big
Thank you.
Like, you have to save up all of this to be a female. - You know nothing about gender identity.
Clearly.
Thank you for calling Police Scotland. We can direct your call.
Please select one of the following options. Tristan, you can't call the police.
Can I?
You can't call the police. Why are you calling the Scottish police?
You can't call the police. They've all been lost to put bigots like you behind bars.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
Andrew. Is this real? Is this real?
I'm gonna have another police case against me in Scotland.
Like I don't have enough police cases already. Tristan, don't actually report me to the police. They're probably gonna actually do something about it.
WWW North Scotland
You are a citizen of the UK. Scotland is part of the UK. I'm reporting you.
I'd like to report a crime.
And I need a crime reference number so this can be taken seriously in my local jurisdiction.
Alright, okay, right. What's the guy's contact number to get you back on? Uh, do you have this number? Did it come up? It ends in f***ing ****.
No, no, it's not coming up, that number. That number is plus four zero.
I'm calling from Romania, but the people I'm speaking about are UK citizens.
They're all UK citizens and I'd like to report the crime
so it can be taken seriously in where I am now. You can hear I'm British as well, of course.
Great, let me see.
Thank you.
- Yeah.
Thank you.
Yep.
Yep. Yep. Correct. Perfect. Right, let's see.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Okay, say, and what's your name? - My name is Tristan.
T-R-I-S-T-A-N.
Perfect. And your surname? Tate, T-A-T-E.
Thank you.
And what is your date of back?
Oh, wait. And what is your current home address just now? My home address is... And that's Bucharest, Romania.
Oh, wait. Okay. And do you have a postcode? The postcode is... The postcodes here work differently.
targeted workplace harassment.
and it's a UK company I work with. Everyone I work with is a British citizen.
and it's harassment plain and simple. I have them on video.
I have them recorded.
Literally not respecting my gender identity, my pronouns
and
I'm hoping to raise a big legal case, but I was told that I need a crime reference number for this to be taken seriously.
Oh right, okay. So what's the company that you work for?
The company I work for is...
It's a UK registered company I believe as well. It's a UK company.
It just so happens that we're abroad right now. I tried to call the local police, but they said that they don't have the laws to report that kind of thing here. They called me an idiot.
Right, okay. So do you know, do you have names?
Bailey Bolton. You are not a girl. Stop calling the police. You're not a girl. See, and this is- we're in a workplace meeting and they're shouting at me and trying to make fun of me. You're 6'4", you're 110kg, you are not a fucking girl.
Stop pretending you're a girl. Stop calling the Scottish police. The Romanian police called you a dickhead instead of not to waste their time. Sorry about this. Sorry about this.
Yeah, Andrew Tate also.
You're not a fucking chick.
Do you see why I need to report this?
Targeted harassment.
Thank you.
Right, okay. So...
"Hey, do you have a visit now? We're going to do a port us now." "Sure, no problem. Absolutely, no problem. Don't bring these guys to justice." The Hate Crime and Public Order Act came into effect on Monday the 1st of April.
Aiming to tackle the harm caused by hatred and prejudice
towards people with certain characteristics, including religion, sexual orientation and transgender identity. These new laws, which came into force yesterday under the Scottish Hate Crime Bill, allow for jail sentences of up to seven years to be imposed on those convicted of, quote, "stirring up hatred against protected groups". Let's take a look.
Holyrood Minister Siobhan Brown has said that some people could be investigated by police if they misgender someone online. Well you'll be hearing from my lawyers now. Now you're in trouble.
Yeah.
You better fucking watch it. All of you.
Nigel Bailey.
They've got you by name.
As if we don't have enough criminal cases, now the Scottish police have actually somewhere in their database, have a criminal case against me for misgendering you. Yes. And knowing how much they hate me, considering we just assaulted the First Minister, they're gonna take it seriously and try and get me- You are a UK resident.
You're a UK citizen, you hold a British passport. Why help you spend a single dollar on legal bills?
or reply to a single letter because it's the stupid call you just made.
you're gonna regret it. No, you're gonna regret it.
You know what?
I'm gonna call the Scottish police on you. No, I'll call the Scottish police on you. No, I'm gonna call them on you. I'll call the Canadian police.
on you. You're misgendering me. What's my gender?
Male. Wrong.
Whatever you say wrong,
I am calling the police on you. This is a police off. Thank you for calling police Scotland. So we can direct your call, please select one of the following options.
You know what dance this is? What kind of dance is that? It's mainly my best friend dance. Nice, I have my own dance. But I've stopped. Shit.
I haven't bought Apple Pay set up on my new company. So you're poor? Yeah, I'm poor. Give me some money. So you're broke and you need some money. So you admit it? I admit it. *laughs* This is broke. He's a broke loser. And you used to be my best friend. But it all changed. What happened? The day you refused to dat me up and you took back your handshake thinking you were funny. And you thought I forgot.
How are you?
Good, where you been Jim?
Jim, Alex?
Alex the man, nice to see you.
Andrew?
- Bye.
Too slow!
- Oh.
*laughs*
I got you.
Is that funny?
That was pretty funny, you have to admit it, I got you.
I don't find that funny.
I find it offensive. You find it offensive?
because I trusted you.
It's not that I was actually too slow, because I didn't try and move fast. It's that I trusted you and you broke the trust.
I don't think that's funny. I don't think breaking the trust of your friends is a very funny thing to do, Bailey.
Maybe for you white people that's normal, but where I'm from, when you grow up together and you live together,
fighting a war against the matrix, you rely on each other.
I guess we're just built a little bit differently, aren't we? Okay, okay. No, no, no. Okay. Let's try it again. Let's try it again. No, no, no.
I will never...
shake your hand again. But I'll never forget. I'll never trust you or like you ever again. Hey, Tristan called the cops on us. So, in fact, we're kind of on team now. I'm calling the cops on you. On me? Thank you for calling Police Scotland. So we can direct your call. Please select one of the following options.
Thank you appreciate it bro.
- Eight pepper soups? - Eight pepper soups to say.
start and then bring three pounded yam or I don't know how big they are but bring enough for everybody.
I'm not muddha.
I mean like six pound of yam and then a goosey soup, enough for everybody so like
five maybe
And then two portions of fried plantain.
And what else?
You got Joloff, Rose?
No?
Thanks, guys.
And give us two portions of coconut rice as well.
That should be enough. Thank you. All right, my American brain can't comprehend this. What is it?
- I'm gonna eat it.
It's soup. Eat it.
I know but...
*cough*
What is it?
Sorry guys. - You don't need to know.
- Interesting. - I need to know. - It's cow intestines and my cow stomach and...
cow liver I think and then a bunch of cow food and then a bunch of
herbs that you can't name and it's really spicy and it makes you powerful.
Trust me, it makes you powerful. You eat this and then fight, you fight better. If you eat this,
Imagine you had a little like, hap African girlfriend, you eat this.
She gets bussed up. Next day she's limping. Pum pum is a mess.
Yes. Tomorrow, watch your living. But first, you have to eat it.
So you would literally eat it before sparring and you just couldn't sleep. Yeah, it gives you power.
So this isn't a joke. I literally have to eat the cow intestines.
Me, Andrew and Nigel used to do it before kickboxing matches.
Be happy.
Every time before we fall. So there's a method to imagine. I was wondering why are we here? What are we doing? So you have history with this. Yeah.
Eat your fucking soup. Alex, we have to eat the intestines.
and we're
That's the tough part. Alex, eat all of it. Don't be a coward. Don't be a coward. I see what you did there.
Alex, eat some.
Where does we know of all of them?
You ready?
I have a revolutionary business idea.
It's never been tried before.
It's a Caribbean or African restaurant where they have everything on the menu and it doesn't take four hours to eat your food. I know it sounds like a crazy idea.
because they all sell fantastic food, but none of them have everything on the menu, ever.
and none of them
- Feed you on time. - Feed you on time. - Ever. Ever.
globally no matter where you go from miami to kingston to bookrest romania
It takes a whole fucking day.
If they were to just have their menu,
and make the food quick. I swear they conquer the world.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tomorrow.
We may be trapped in Romania, but it's not all bad.
- Why? - If you would have said to us when we were 18,
We're going to trap you in a country full of beautiful women.
in a mansion with your best friends, with a bunch of supercars.
and unlimited money, and nightclubs and parties, and mountains only a few hours away, and beach only a few hours away the other way,
we would have said, that's absolutely fine. That wouldn't be any kind of punishment at all.
So because it's summer,
Because we have a Ferrari 812 competition and a McLaren 765,
- And a Maserati MC20 and two Ferrari-- - Roan name over cars.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And now we are, sir.
and a Maybach, all on the drive.
I said, get up.
We train quick, we hit the gym,
We get in one of our really expensive cars.
and we go out and find some fun.
No.
Thank you.
What do you mean no?
Thank you.
But you're just sitting in this room and it's sunny outside.
Yeah, I avoid the sun. I'm the dark man. The darkness gives me strength.
That's why he's having fun. I can't allow myself to be happy.
Because it ruins my furious, vengeful mind.
by sitting in the dark
Life's better.
So this is refusing to hang out with me. - Yes. - Why?
If you stay in, I'll go out.
Thank you.
- Why are you refusing to hang out and be beat by brother? That's a fair deal.
Thank you.
Why are you refusing to be my brother? If you want me to go out, I'll go out.
if you stay in.
So you're gonna talk to me?
Basically, yeah.
Well, I think there's only one answer for this old friend.
You pushed me too far. Thank you for calling Police Scotland. Don't be underage your call. We need to last one of the... Die! Die!
How did you die? First they come for us. They're coming for all of you. Ideas are breakthrough. The goal is to break me to scare you. What that is done? There is no resistance left.
Your weapons have been useless. They don't understand that they think about you and I, that we are hard to kill. We're seen as one force because we are one idea. Make me run a marathon on media in a fucking jail outfit. I'd rather do that than wear a dress. Fuck your punk wall. Give it to me. Do it again. I don't care. We are finally starting to beat these people for the first time. How could you not fight? We had to fight. You need to become hard to kill.
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