Transcript
*outro music*
I was actually in a shisha bar and I had a couple drinks.
You said it, I was like...
And you thought you got Graydon to challenge me.
Marcel, are you...
Fucking insane.
*sigh*
It's a monster energy drink. Can you beat me? Can you beat me? It's a monster energy drink. Can you beat me? Oh Marcel, those are fighting words. Bro, can you beat me? Yes or no?
The answer is inequivocably yes. I don't think so. I absolutely can't beat you. I don't think so. So, what is it? Bro, you can't beat me. So, it's a Guinness.
but a quarter Monster Energy Drink.
It's more Guinness than...
Yeah, of course. I'll pay. I feel like it was hard for the other. Okay, everyone at home is gonna be confused. Marcel, what did you do?
I may have been drunk. I don't know. May have been interesting. Right. And we posted a picture of a drink that was a quarter monster and three quarters Guinness. All the monsters.
In our group chat.
and in a moment
of high octane adrenaline running through my body, I challenge Tristan.
To a gonk throw.
Yeah, that was stupid.
Marcel, I can tell you right now, it's going to end very badly for you. I don't know, bro. What do you mean you don't know? I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? Marcel, you're doubling down. This is not good. You're doubling down. You're doubling down. Marcel. This is what I'm saying to you. You know what? The camera's rolling, Marcel. No, seriously. This is, remember, I've done this before. Marcel.
This is your one chance to back out.
Shake the hand and apologize, and this is your one chance
to back out of this contest. - I'm ready when you are. - It's more! - It's more! - It's more! - It's more! - I don't back down. - I don't back down. - More. - Shit. - More exactly.
Oh wow. Let's go. Fuck it. Easy. They'll be here by tomorrow. And what's your take on this beef?
Glad I don't drink.
Marcel, any famous last words?
For Tristan, you might point that camera that way. You better point that camera that way.
Any last words, nigga?
Tomorrow. There's a 99.999999% chance that you're eating that cold. I'm about to get some and you know I'm putting in the microwave.
Is it cold? No, it's still hot for me.
You're crazy. Did you see that the monsters and the Guinness have been delivered? Oh yeah.
I saw her. Are you doing that tonight?
No, no, no, we'll do it in a few days when Marcel's off.
Marcel Hopkins
Marcel's never going to be up to the challenge.
Maybe.
He didn't make the challenge. I do agree with you.
He's just going to delay it until you force him to do it. I'm not drinking one tonight. Just drink one for fun. Just practice.
That'll show them.
There's no way you're eating that cold.
Star of Mr. Red.
What?
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But keep seeing comments
on that TC episode where you put on my glasses.
Everyone gives me shit for my glasses, but when you put mine on,
You wear such dorky little glasses. Because they make my skinny neck look bigger. It keeps the focus up here and not down here, you know?
Everyone was complimenting you. They said you looked like super handsome in glasses and you should wear those. I know. I'm like Superman. You know how Superman puts on glasses and looks like a different person? I can literally look like a different person.
I might buy some glasses.
Become Glasses Man. You can't become Glasses Man, I'm Glasses Man. You don't.
I'd look more like... I would look more like...
Clock 10.
than you if I shaved my face and put on glasses.
I can't imagine you with the shaved face and glasses. I look vastly different.
But I would look like Clark Kent from Superman if I shaved my face. I feel like you're doing that just to troll me.
Whoa.
I look more like Bailey than Bailey no you don't I look more like Bailey's brother than Andy's brother
I look vastly different when I shave my face.
I look like a different human being.
It's comical.
Big Bailey, eh? No. Maybe I should shave my face, put on some glasses, and call myself Big Bailey. No. No. Would you look like Bailey with a shaved face and glasses? Yeah, I'd look loads like Bailey.
Thank you.
- What team? - This doesn't need to be a thing.
I'm doing it. No, don't do it. It's interesting side by side, I won't lie. All right, we're doing it.
Big Bailey loading one hour later
I don't know what to say.
*laughs*
Hey there, Andrew. Hi, baby.
You're tall. Yeah, I'm tall. Go, go, go. I'm walking out.
Your neck isn't skinny. Yeah, I know, my neck's bigger. How come your neck's not skinny anymore? It's the new glasses. Nice. Well, Bailey, you look a lot better. I'm going to submit, you look taller, your neck's not skinny, what up? Praise Jesus. No, you can't do this. Who the fuck's this jerk off? I don't know. Who's this guy?
Tristan shaved his beard and got skinny and small. Nerd. Tristan. So can you imagine, I look like you. Tristan.
I don't know what to say. Can you admit the beard is a massive transformation?
I genuinely don't know what to say. I'm kind of speechless.
I feel like we could look...
We look similar. Maybe. I think we do, Bailey. I'm going to start walking around. I'm Bailey's brother. Wait. So we have Bailey and this guy.
I don't know who this jerk is.
So this is Bailey. Tall, thick-necked Bailey. You know I'm the real Bailey because I'm smoking a cigarette. And we have this guy.
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I told you I look younger than you. You just didn't know I had your big face.
I'm just chilling. I don't understand what is even worth filming right now. It's three guys chilling out, cool glass of Gonsker.
Is Nigel joining? Yeah, but there's no competition.
We just like them.
So we're just chilling. - You said that last night. - Who's we? - - We's not me. - The more you're all we. - Us. - Stop saying we. - You can't say we, Marcel, because you're on your what? Four? - You're on timeouts. - You're on... - We had a deal. We had a deal and you fucked me over live on cam.
I'm just saying. But you decided to take the last one.
which was Gonkster mixed with Fireblood.
You decided, I suggested it, you took it, I'm gonna do it. Constantly. I didn't even push you to do it, you just said I'm gonna do it. So this is Marcel's fault, fine. So this is Marcel's fault. Cheers to Marcel. Let's go, Marcel.
Cheers, cheers, Marcel.
you
Thank you.
you
you
Good man.
Don't stop pussy.
Tell him. Blacks are always late.
It was time to finish your gunster 10 seconds ago motherfuckers. No, guys I might bust out the video. No, I know what that is. I'll go to bed. You guys don't know? I'll go to bed. I know what it is. I have a nuclear weapon. I don't want to see the weapons. Although I've never lost a game.
I was waiting for you to beat me.
Because this is unfair advantage for me.
but I'm still ready to make me and bring it out.
So I've never lost a game, but now you're never going to beat me ever.
No. Hello Kitty Uno. I know you guys are scared.
You're shook. I understand. I'm born on the street. Things are different where I'm from. Things are different. You can't burn my head on a kitchen. No.
I've never lost a game with a normal card. What chance do you stand to beat me with Hello Kitty Uno?
What chance?
100? No, no, Marcelo, what did you say?
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not not so i understand if you're scared of the hello kitty card she said i'm scared
Just say I'm scared, I'll put them down, we'll pay the normal cars. Be fair. It's fine. Just say you're scared. You look a bit scared. Are you scared? You look a bit scared. Are you scared? Are you scared, Marcel?
Are you scared? Or you want to play me the Hello Kitty cards?
Uncle Tom?
*laughter *
Oh, so now you're drinking it. Now the camera's on. I've been waiting on you forever to finish your gumster. Me and Nigel got fresh ones here. And you're pretending you're full of the dough and drinking it. Now the camera's on, you're drinking it. You're just gonna act natural, right?
- Goya. - You didn't get me. - Goya. - I got him. - Yeah, how does that make you feel?
How does it feel? I just found it. How do you feel bro?
You can't feel good outside. He's gone. He's gone. He's wasted.
- Three amps and water and he's gone. - It's not that, it's that, it was like speed, you see that, it was like speed.
Hey, check this. Let me exit. - - Should've zipped. You don't know what you saw. - Drinking drinks at me, dude. - How do you feel?
Fine.
No, you don't. Gross!
- Okay.
- You're fucked. - I hate this, Adam. - Someone-- - Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
- Oh my gosh, Flangers is getting involved.
- Diddly! - I have to join you guys. I have to join you guys, don't I? - Diddly! - This is the worst house in the world. - No, drink it, drink it, yes.
This hurts. That hurts. You're getting served. You're getting fucked.
It hurts. Look at his face. It hurts too.
You've almost got me. If Alex does it, you got me. - Alex! - Alex! Alex! The mechanics of this house. Nothing makes sense. You make up shit as you go along. Nothing makes sense. But you lost, though.
See look, you ran your mouth to me, now you're gonna end up drinking all night, feeling like shit tomorrow. LET'S GO! Come on, let's go! Come on!
- Let's go on. I can do this all day. - I can do it all night. - I'm too paid.
Let's go, another one. You can't, it's one third.
Marcel, I can see you're a little bit ready. Your confidence has grown. I swear to God I'm so close. Let's go. Marcel, I have no pleasure in doing this anymore.
I've lost my passion for the sport. So you want to bow out? Why don't you just... Let's go! Oh, shit. He's hot. He went a little bit too far there, Marcel. Marcel, you are the king of making stuff up. And if Marcel was a sentence, a catchphrase, it would be, my mouth writes checks that my ass can't catch. If Marcel was a catchphrase,
That's what Marcel would be.
Marcel, you just poked the bear.
You poked the bear.
Because...
You tell it to Tristan. That's your downfall. That's your... With the world's ever first Gunn Steger.
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- Yeah.
Oh.
Thank you.
Peace.
Thank you.
All right.
- Okay.
I mean, the chocolate ice is traps, booze.
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Let's have it, Marcel. Let's have this giant... What's up, Marcel? -Coffee.
Thank you.
- Ooh.
Thank you.
There you go, lift the short biceps, just trap the boots.
Another gold staker?
- Don't stir? - No. So you quit? - All that talk and shit-- - Marcel, you can't quit this early. So you quit and I win.
Marcel, you can't quit this early. You're quitting, I win? The episode's just started. Seven monsters in. Seven monsters.
You said you could only do five. You're seven goldsters in. Plus we've had some brandy. Plus you had some brandies. I've had some whiskeys and we've had some wine. Remember?
at that barbecue. You had some brandies and whiskeys. You can't quit, Marcel. It's not a seventh drink.
We've been drinking since about 3 p.m. And it is currently what time?
2:30 in the morning. So 12 hours. Marcel's song is "Mama" Marcel, keep going. I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.
- Seven. - Come on, son.
This is the seventh. Seventh going header. Plus we had some brandies, some whiskeys, a bunch of other drinks. We were doing alright. We did good, Marcel.
- One more song, "Exorcist."
Retribution.
Retribution.
Why are you mad at myself?
- Marcel is going there. - Marcel, what did you say? - He's going there.
Yes or no? Can what? Can you be inspired? Marcel! Marcel!
Andrew right now. Andrew right now. After this competition tomorrow we can spar no problem. Why? Gonsta- what the fuck you call it? It's heavy. Gonstaver. Gonstaver?
I think, you know, so what you have to understand is that you can beat me in sparring.
You specifically, let's go down, can beat me.
Undefeated.
Marcel actually hasn't got a lot of fun in sparring. 25 year friend.
*laughs*
Can you beat me?
Thank you.
- Tell the audience. - Yes! 100 % yes! - I think my last drink.
I'm myself, bro, if I'm in a bad way. You feel alright?
No.
Nah, it's because I'm mad at it. I'm good.
Hey Marcel, yeah, I'm fucking with you. Marcel, Marcel, one thing before you go, let's go tell you something.
*laughter*
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- No running away. - Oh shit. - Oh. - You have to.
Quit now
Quit! Say you quit! Nice. Give me. Oh!
Are you a dumbass?
Okay.
Marcel.
Thank you.
You good? I'm good. Did you throw up? No.
You definitely threw up.
Do you quit?
Say I quit and shake my hand.
Marcel, we're just chilling, it's good.
Right now, it's time to give up. Okay, let me just say
I've tried my hardest
to go full on with Tristan. Right now we're neck and neck right? I can't do that one.
I'll be honest.
Okay.
Thank you.
So I'm winning and you quit.
You quit. I quit.
Hmm.
It's always going to be this way. The result was decided before the game even started, Marcel.
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Eh.
It is what it is.
I don't know why you started this video. I think deep down you knew that as well, bro. Marcel, pound it. Pound it. No, I can't. I thought, I'll be honest with you, I can't.
Thank you.
I don't have the capacity.
Hmm.
- Yes.
- So if I win, that makes me the winner, yeah?
And you lose, correct? Yes.
That makes you...
Come on, Marcel. Give me my food!
Yes, Marcel. Give my food, I'll attempt it.
Your motherfucking mind. Every day.
Come on, Marcel.
I can't lie to you, I can't do two. Alright, so...
So I'm the winner and you are the... I'm the loser.
Watch out.
Don't ever fucking challenge me again. I've told you a hundred times. I done told you once, you son of a bitch. I'm the best there's ever been.
Till tomorrow.
Tristan, any final words?
Thank you.
Yeah.
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