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- See him?
While trapped in a cave, I'd do anything to get out.
I'm going to go ahead and
i think dying trapped in a cave especially on the war in a cave is probably one of the worst ways to die
Okay, so if you were trapped in a cave under water and you were about to die, and all you had to do to save your own life was to give up your Nintendo.
What are you doing?
I don't like Nintendo.
You super bad at Smash Bros.
You can't give up your Nintendo. There has to be another way.
Out of the cave. No, you have to draw hard lines in life. You can't give up your Nintendo just to save your life. You know, KD, you're insane.
What are you doing down there anyway?
You should have Nintendoned.
People who think-- people who go into caves think it's fun. Nintendon't go down there.
Yeah, I got it, but people who go into caves do it because they- Min-ten-don't put yourself in that situation.
Okay.
Intend don't to be there.
Hmph!
See, like most discussions, the logical conclusion, after a little bit of analysis, is that you're a fucking faggot who shit at Smash Bros.,
Always fucking has been, always fucking will be. Any excuse to need your fucking Nintendo, like.
You're a faggot and nobody likes you.
That is true.
Caving is cool.
This is white people only. This cave system was not much of a touring cave.
There were very few areas where a person could fully stand.
It was mostly grueling crawls or squeezing through wet spaces filled with rocks and mud.
That's why after a few hours,
for the new members.
Two men in two men.
Turn back and explain.
Dave Adamson's fiance was one of these casual capers.
Mordek Forbes was thrilled to be getting married today and must have never spent it.
at this point in the day,
The men were starting to crawl through the far marathon passage.
This claustrophobic tunnel is the length of three football fields.
over 900 feet of narrow rock with a light stream of water along the bottom.
Far marathon passage must be maneuvered in a single direction.
because it's only 18 inches by 12 inches.
barely enough room for an average sized person to pull themselves along. Imagine calling in space not much bigger than your computer screen.
Shoulder's almost reached this next section of the caving system to clear out passages for further mapping.
Who needs a map of that place?
around this time, more I could come back to the entrances.
to see if the men were done yet.
but she didn't see any signs that the cagers were coming out. Unfortunately,
They had no idea just how much water was coming their way.
Morak had returned to the cave entrance a final time at 9 o'clock.
She was utterly horrified to see a lake of water collected around the entrance to the cave system.
It was fully submerged and completely inaccessible.
Her fear and desperation fueled a frantic three mile- Do they not just check the weather for the day that they're gonna go caving? Why don't you go underneath if something changes? Something happened, change us.
They had no choice but to get back to a higher chamber as quickly as possible.
This extreme distance in such a confining chamber was likely panic-inducing with such a heavy stream of water coming at them.
It's just...
Friends of the Capers entered the closed system to move the bodies to an upper chamber.
It was renamed.
sanctuary.
What is wrong with white people?
Bye.
Who?
on fucking earth.
would ever go in there.
Ever.
- Baby.
These are your mates.
Explain their actions. That happened in England. Those are definitely your mates. No.
They were your mates.
They were 100%.
Your mates. They got drowned by the water.
Thank you.
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They had no idea of the deadly danger they faced within the cave of death.
Explain these people to me, Andrew.
Hey, we're just sitting around here. Let's go where there's no air.
For space.
The cave of death.
In the end, everyone will return. This...
is the fatal breakdown of the Goblin Cave tragedy.
On Wednesday, August 17th,
A group of five friends went out for a tunnel before.
So she had reassured the others that they would be able to hold their breath and swim the 15 feet to the other cave inside.
Despite the fact that Thurman was passing out during the experience.
She was still excited to show her friends this secret place.
- Come on, Jennifer, I know a K's will get a score.
A fit friend.
Joseph Ferguson.
I have a surprise for you tomorrow.
Tomorrow morning I have court, and if I lose, I'm going straight to a jail cell. I know. And I didn't want to go to jail until you just said that. Now I'm strongly considering going to jail soon. Surprise is ruined. So I can sit in the jail cell with Tristan and say, at least you're not going to see Bailey and his dumb shit.
You can't go to jail because I have to give you your surprise. Tristan?
We have to make sure whatever we say to the judge tomorrow puts us in jail. Tell her I'm guilty?
More than guilty. Guilty and not sorry. Yeah. I am a human trafficker. I am a danger to the public. Please walk. I will be committed if you do not walk me up immediately. You're going to ruin the surprise.
That's the plan. Is that the last thing that you want to say to me before you surprise me? Yeah. Yeah, it is. What are your last words?
I'm still gonna dislike it. I need to get that one more time. Video evidence.
that you have full permission
play the trumpet as loud as you want.
at any time of day within the house, yes.
Do agree to that.
We encourage it. If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend baby play the trumpet,
I'll choose my friends every time.
You're gonna regret these words.
Never.
I love Trump.
you
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Are you ready?
For SSP. Load up. Let's go. Let's go.
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Bayley.
You're in your what? No, you're not ready. You're tired, I'm awake. And I'll fill you with energy with the trumpet. I'm ready to go. 3, 2, 1, GO! That's a computer. Nice guy.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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I'm going to go.
- Nice.
Joker.
Oh, my God.
*Dramatic music*
Little Mac! Little Mac! What did I say? What did I say would happen? I told you. I told you. Little Mac.
I know you don't
You're not going to read it.
I am back.
How do you do it?
In about an hour, I might be in jail.
Whiskey?
Oh, if they set me up in jail, I'm not gonna hold a bottle.
Take my drunk ass to jail.
I'll drink with you.
Why didn't you play SSB with us this morning?
You know what?
Excellent Trumpeteria.
Excellent, by the way, I'm very impressed. The trumpeterium was
really top notch, but I genuinely didn't get to bed until
And the trumpet went off at five.
And I thought,
Also, you're a little tired, sleepyhead baby, baby. Tired boy. Is that what happened? Your eyes are heavy. You can't lift your eyes. You're going to lift that way. It was a careless whisper. God save the queen in the Smash Bros.
I use that way of characterizing.
*sips*
from talking to
Were you baby boo boo tired?
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