Tate Confidential Ep 256: The Lost Footage

0:07.12Chris, why are you at the orchestra? You're allergic to music. You hate music. I hate you.

0:11.52And here you are, so...

0:13.86Touché.

0:16.23I want everyone to know that you look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.

0:19.41I don't look like Fred from Scooby Doo. Don't start this online. I'm starting this. Do I have an orange one of these?

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0:27.11Nice. Alright, I might look like Fred from Scooby Doo later on.

0:30.42We'll see. We're gonna get the orange one out. I'll call the lieutenant.

0:33.30And tell him we have the golden galleon.

1:05.29*music*

1:09.79Christian is allergic to music, and so you decided to bring him to an opera. Now even I think that's a low blow.

1:17.03Fuck Tristan.

1:19.23Fuck you. No, genuinely. It's not even about the making jokes to the camera. It's not about taking on potential. Actually, fuck both of you.

1:26.25I just decided, fuck you both. I don't need you in my life. Neither do I. Fuck you. Fuck Tristan. Fuck off. Leave. It's the intermission. Fuck off. Go on, end the episode. Fucking take your camera and fuck off. I'm going to stay right here now. Take your camera. Fuck off.

1:38.77Love you too, Andrew.

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2:11.34Thank you.

2:13.02Thank you.

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2:16.62Thank you.

2:20.91almost inspires me enough to want to learn violin.

2:23.85Bye, ladies.

2:24.69Almost.

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2:34.14Learn to set up.

2:35.70♪ I think I'm gonna love you ♪

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2:43.56Alec, you look like Andrew.

2:50.40If he's got like sunglasses on, I'm all connected to him. Alex.

2:56.26My head hurts. Oh, my head. Oh, my head.

3:02.00Oh, so we were driving together.

3:06.72You know you like the orange juice. I know you like it. I feel good.

3:11.26You immediately look happier.

3:14.82You drank the orange juice.

3:37.12- I'm happy that his family is in the face. - You look so happy. - Happy. - And that was just a good thing. - And it's just a good thing.

3:37.12- Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time. - I did. - People don't know what happened. It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?

3:37.12Drink orange juice. not cheating anymore. not cheating anymore.

3:47.32What happened?

3:49.96Marcel, do it again. It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won. Nothing happened. Define won.

4:03.72Define one. Life is one long series of battles, an endless war which never ends. People think that one day the battle's going to end and there'll be peace, but that's not true. Because even if there's peace, you have to be prepared to defend that peace. Sometimes you have to preemptively strike. So the war is continuous and endless. The battles are small

4:23.20and you try and win as many as possible and they never ever change. So today's battle is to beat the fuck out of all of

4:29.62What are we doing today?

4:59.54of all of my friends.

4:59.64you

5:01.56♪ ♪

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5:15.12Thank you.

5:18.48Real emergency, huge one. Catastrophic emergency.

5:23.67I'm going to go ahead and

5:26.25It turned out the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world.

5:30.14And that drunken villager outside the road, what the shit?

5:32.40Trump.

5:34.82- Turns out he's the best in the business. It's not the emergence.

5:39.36I'm straight up horrible dude.

5:41.13How's this one emergency?

5:42.96Thank you.

5:45.15That's...

5:45.84moderately

5:46.98More than really! Tasty cheese.

5:50.19I've never heard you describe Jesus.

5:54.33Ever.

5:54.87Why am I still standing here? Fuck off. Leave me alone.

5:58.41two slices of bread,

6:00.84and I want you to melt loads of cheese on top of it.

6:05.07Nice hard touch.

6:06.12No.

6:07.11Love to do.

6:08.58No, no, no.

6:09.21Not a normal amount.

6:10.44I want them covered in melted cheese.

6:15.35I don't know if they've ever seen us, honestly. They're scared of my moves. They do. But don't think that I'm a striker and I've lost a game. Misogyny boss. Misogyny boss. Yo, the misogyny boss is great. I don't know what we owe them. 76 liters of petrol that last night. I don't

6:42.51Oh nice. - An hour? - An hour? - Yeah. - 1.5 million euros. - 1.5 million euros. - You can fucking win. - So 120 euros for one hour of driving.

6:56.75- Up in space, come on in. - Yeah. - We got 140 euros.

7:05.94Off -jump,

7:06.46Off-jump, as well.

7:07.50- Keep going.

7:08.40Thank you.

7:12.80Caramel center cookies, see you on the skirts.

7:16.08Bye.

7:16.71- I don't think it's okay. - I believe that.

7:21.09- I can't do it. - Say something. - You look nice even though you're not. - Say something.

7:27.00No, that's not cool.

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7:32.10Thank you.

7:35.88Watch out, bro. There's actually no reason for it to be here. Watch out.

7:41.83For the two series I hate the most, one, this is planned 100%

7:48.63Thank you.

7:49.44Beep, beep.

7:51.45*laughs*

7:53.51Why no one ever fucking buys this no we put it there?

7:58.92Thank

8:01.24Do you work here?

8:04.32Thank you.

8:15.1960

8:15.26Do you work here right? No I don't.

8:15.26Sick seatbelt. You got a seatbelt on Marcel? Nice.

8:20.40Looks a bit loose. 1.7M.

8:26.52Come on, come on. We're not fucking wrong. Easy money.

8:33.50They censor me because I tell you the truth. If I was lying to you, they would allow me to speak. When you tear out a man's tongue, you do not prove him a liar. Instead, you only prove that you fear what he has to say. Time proves me as a man who knows exactly what's going to happen. And it is

8:49.54reason they fear me. Now they're attempting to silence and censor my school. They're attempting to do this because it works. Please understand

8:59.62Easy money.

8:59.64If my school did not allow people to make money from home, they wouldn't censor it. They would allow everybody to join, be disappointed, and complain online to destroy my reputation near instantly. Hundreds of thousands of students have been incited. There should be at least 100,000 negative reviews if it doesn't work. Where are all the people saying my school doesn't work? Because there's thousands of people saying it does work. I literally calculated everything up and I made $20,000. We've added another million in revenue.

9:29.64dollars a month around 15 16k ten thousand dollars eleven thousand three hundred dollars isoposite 100k a month fifty thousand dollars up to 50 grand ten thousand dollars twenty two thousand five hundred dollars i've made forty nine thousand us dollars forty five thousand dollars i would credit all of that and it is for this reason we are the largest online educational platform on the planet will continue to grow monumentally and exponentially you can join start making money

9:55.76online, matrix free, geographically free, near instantly.

9:59.68It is game over for the Matrix.

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