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Source: Tate Confidential · 13 Sep 2024Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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Chris, why are you at the orchestra? You're allergic to music. You hate music. I hate you.

And here you are, so...

Touché.

I want everyone to know that you look like Fred from Scooby-Doo.

I don't look like Fred from Scooby Doo. Don't start this online. I'm starting this. Do I have an orange one of these?

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Nice. Alright, I might look like Fred from Scooby Doo later on.

We'll see. We're gonna get the orange one out. I'll call the lieutenant.

And tell him we have the golden galleon.

*music*

Christian is allergic to music, and so you decided to bring him to an opera. Now even I think that's a low blow.

Fuck Tristan.

Fuck you. No, genuinely. It's not even about the making jokes to the camera. It's not about taking on potential. Actually, fuck both of you.

I just decided, fuck you both. I don't need you in my life. Neither do I. Fuck you. Fuck Tristan. Fuck off. Leave. It's the intermission. Fuck off. Go on, end the episode. Fucking take your camera and fuck off. I'm going to stay right here now. Take your camera. Fuck off.

Love you too, Andrew.

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Thank you.

Thank you.

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Thank you.

almost inspires me enough to want to learn violin.

Bye, ladies.

Almost.

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Learn to set up.

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Alec, you look like Andrew.

If he's got like sunglasses on, I'm all connected to him. Alex.

My head hurts. Oh, my head. Oh, my head.

Oh, so we were driving together.

You know you like the orange juice. I know you like it. I feel good.

You immediately look happier.

You drank the orange juice.

- I'm happy that his family is in the face. - You look so happy. - Happy. - And that was just a good thing. - And it's just a good thing.

- Marcel, hit Andrew with the same shot that you did last time. - I did. - People don't know what happened. It was off camera. Andrew, do you feel like explaining?

Marcel, do it again. It hurt and I showed no pain and then I won. Nothing happened. Define won.

What are we doing today?

of all of my friends.

you

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Thank you.

Real emergency, huge one. Catastrophic emergency.

I'm going to go ahead and

It turned out the cheese man makes the best cheese in the world.

And that drunken villager outside the road, what the shit?

Trump.

- Turns out he's the best in the business. It's not the emergence.

I'm straight up horrible dude.

How's this one emergency?

Thank you.

That's...

moderately

More than really! Tasty cheese.

I've never heard you describe Jesus.

Ever.

Why am I still standing here? Fuck off. Leave me alone.

two slices of bread,

and I want you to melt loads of cheese on top of it.

Nice hard touch.

No.

Love to do.

No, no, no.

Not a normal amount.

I want them covered in melted cheese.

I don't know if they've ever seen us, honestly. They're scared of my moves. They do. But don't think that I'm a striker and I've lost a game. Misogyny boss. Misogyny boss. Yo, the misogyny boss is great. I don't know what we owe them. 76 liters of petrol that last night. I don't

Oh nice. - An hour? - An hour? - Yeah. - 1.5 million euros. - 1.5 million euros. - You can fucking win. - So 120 euros for one hour of driving.

- Up in space, come on in. - Yeah. - We got 140 euros.

Off -jump,

Off-jump, as well.

- Keep going.

Thank you.

Caramel center cookies, see you on the skirts.

Bye.

- I don't think it's okay. - I believe that.

- I can't do it. - Say something. - You look nice even though you're not. - Say something.

No, that's not cool.

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Thank you.

Watch out, bro. There's actually no reason for it to be here. Watch out.

For the two series I hate the most, one, this is planned 100%

Thank you.

Beep, beep.

*laughs*

Why no one ever fucking buys this no we put it there?

Thank you.

Do you work here right? No I don't.

Sick seatbelt. You got a seatbelt on Marcel? Nice.

Looks a bit loose. 1.7M.

Easy money.

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It is game over for the Matrix.

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