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Source: Tate Confidential · 25 Aug 2024Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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I've probably not a mole walk.

I think it's underground.

There's endless parking at Arrogant.

So go ahead and get an eat and then make a plan after that. You can drop the cars off first if you want to.

I'll do whatever you say. Or we can just put the cars outside the mall and tell security to handle it and fuck it off from the other side.

stop in the middle of the street. That's what I do all the time. It gets kids scurry.

Dude.

So, Big Fasty?

I'll do that one, Mr. Zankar.

It's all right, baby.

Arrogant is far. I'd rather go somewhere closer.

Okay, let's go arrogant. Who's your mate? Let's go arrogant. Oh, I don't want to drive. I have a supercar, but it's too far. Let's walk in. Eight minutes.

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I don't even know how cars work. You're a dickhead yank. You're a fucking dickhead yank. Your country's fucking controlled by Israel. You're the useless scum of the earth. Fucking warlords. That's all you are. The American empire is disgusting. And to couple it all off, you can't drive. I don't need to drive to understand that no human being needs seven of the same cars. Why don't you apologize to Sander's weapons of mass destruction, Bailey? Why don't you apologize for all the millions of lives lost in Iraq? You don't give a fuck, do you? The whole war on terror was a scam.

You did 9/11 yourselves. Admit it. Why don't you just fucking admit it and stop being a piece of shit once in your life? They're telling me we don't need McLarens when we clearly do. It's the second of your heinous crimes and false accusations. Clearly we need McLarens. If you could drive a car, you'd understand.

Take your Chevy and shove it. Get the fuck out of here.

So we convinced Captain Fun to take a supercar after all. He has to drive 8 minutes longer to the other restaurant. I hope he'll be okay. 8 minutes? That's a lot to ask. I mean it's a lot to ask on a sunny Saturday afternoon in the Maserati.

His poor foot, his poor big toe is gonna get so tired pressing the gas pedal. Oh no, it's too far. It is too far. Who's your mate? Bro, he's your brother and your mate. No, he's my brother. I was stuck with him. But you hang out with him on purpose. He's your mate.

You decided to take the supercar out after all.

Andrew is annoying. He wants to go from this place to some party.

that we have a table and we have to buy bottles there. So now I'm going to take the car because I was going to take the security car and we're going to sit there at the table and no one's going to order any drinks until the waiter starts pestering him. I'm going to tell him to order bottles because I'm not drinking now. I have my car. So I'm going to take the security because we're going to some party happens. No, you can drink. I'll drive the car.

You can't even drive a stick shift. I don't trust you with anything.

This person got all upset because he said we're going straight to an event after this.

and he wanted to drink tonight, but now that he's driving, he said he can't drink. But I have a revolutionary idea.

We drop the cars off before we go to the ambulance. Drinking is a rob.

So nobody knows.

Everybody be like me, sober on their phones.

Cool.

Done.

Problem solved. Problem solved.

- All right, Chris, this is for me. I need to get that one more time. Video evidence.

that you have full permission to play the trumpet as loud as you want at any time of day within the house, yes? Do you agree to that? We encourage it. If I had the choice of sleeping peacefully or watching my good friend Baby play the trumpet, I'll choose my friends every time. You're going to regret these words.

Never.

I love Trump Women.

Truthfully, what's actually very interesting is

I can get you back.

I can play trumpet myself outside your room.

I don't have to be good. The fact I can't play trumpet would actually probably make it more annoying. To be fair, if there's a free trumpet household, we can trumpet back at you.

We just don't own any songs. But it's fine.

But I can trump it.

Looks like a great party, Tee. A great party.

Thank you.

Whoa, Tee, best party ever.

*Muchas singing*

Best party ever.

SSB.

Tristan, that was the best party ever. Yeah, I know.

Nigel, you liked the party. I loved it.

Best party ever. Oh man, 11:30.

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you were actually a menace to society.

actually.

Can't tell you how many times I come down for breakfast. I can't wait to have some fresh bread.

I pull out the bread only to find out that you eat the inside of the bread and not the crust.

Look.

No one does that. You're a menace to society, Andrew. Looks like your mom.

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Let me ask you a question about that.

Let me ask you a genuine question.

This is some of the best bread ever.

Do you know how it was discovered?

I'll sing in a Romanian dungeon with cockroaches with hardly anything to eat.

But I had unlimited commissary money, so I spent all my money on cigarettes so I could

barter with the other prisoners.

One of the other prisoners got this bread brought to him.

And I bought it often for some cigarettes.

I had to go to jail to discover this.

Then I left jail, and I had to find out where the bread was made, which took more of my time.

Then the bread coming here has to be done by members of staff, which have to wake up early before they come to work and go all the way to the other side of Bucharest.

to this bakery to buy the bread to bring it here fresh.

Do you pay those members of staff?

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No. Have you been to jail?

No. Have you organized anything at all to do with this bread? Or do you just fucking walk down with your cracker ass and expect it to be there for you to eat?

I have suffered.

for this bread. I organized the bread coming here, and I don't give a solitary fuck

if it's not to your liking. 'Cause the bread has nothing to do with you, it's for me. I don't buy it for you, I buy it for me. You shouldn't be fucking touching it at all.

Do you understand?

Bye.

I'm not.

I just want some bread.

Several days later

just nobody doesn't matter you didn't quite hot yeah quick you know first on knockout yeah

So guys, right now we just made it to Andrew's house.

He heard I had the big fight, so

There's no one better in the world that can help me win.

Well, that's true. But you're already going to win, aren't you?

I am.

You're 100% sure. - 1000% sure. - Good, that's good. - I mean, I've been training as hard as I can,

Honestly, I don't think my opponent deserves the level of training I'm doing.

But I do. Yeah, of course. Absolutely. And if you beat him a few seconds earlier, it's even better. So it's

- It's worth it. - Do it. - We're gonna train.

I mean you got a nice house so...

Yeah, we have a little bit of construction going on,

It's alright. It's not a bad jail. I mean

So let's do some training, we'll see what you got. - All right, let's go, let's go.

I'm terrified. Even though Andrew Swanson is a low punchy, I'm terrified. Like I'm genuinely... I'm old. I'm an old man. How much you weigh?

Not that big. 93, 94. Oh, okay. That's good. Honestly, that's good.

Chris is the big one. He's like 110.

Okay. I'm small. Okay. Let's see what you got. Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, wait, wait. Yo! Okay.

Hi,

Alright, this is terrifying. - This is.

I want you to hurt me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hands up. Hands up.

- I got it all, Harry. - Hands up! - No, let's go. - Oh, Jesus. - Come on, that's not the problem. - Come on.

Good, good. Hands up.

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Good.

Thank you.

I love you.

30 seconds.

Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, almost done.

Yeah.

Come on.

Good. 10 seconds.

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Ah!

- Time. - Time.

Round one, Doug.

10 more.

Jump cross. Okay, one jump. Jump cross. Two.

One.

- Yeah.

Good.

Look, look!

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- What? - What?

Oh, jump.

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Cross. Cross up. Good, cross up.

- Wow! - Good.

Again hard. Good.

All right.

Nice, Jack. One, two.

Two. Take my suck.

- Cool.

Body short challenge.

- Oh.

Not bad.

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