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- Let's go.
*thud*
Captain Fun, what's your idea?
Well, Captain Fox, I'm saying Andrew never wants to go out. He's Captain Fox. No. Why not go to McDonald's? Well, I'm just saying right now, we can go get Big Tasty's.
right this second, four each.
for each. - Let's do it. I mean...
The nutritionist is... Who's not in?
Everyone's going on, though, but I'd rather train and do my work.
Okay, well I'm not actually hungry, which is the first flaw with my plan. I'm not hungry and don't want to eat anything.
Nice.
Fear of food.
Marcel don't get him going
All right.
I'm just gonna say I'm down.
No one needs Big Tasty's at 10 AM. Thank you.
You're welcome. - Yes, you love it. - Same thing.
I know the hour makes all the difference. It doesn't. One hour makes all the difference. We all just woke up.
Almost everyone at this table except for Andrew and Alex are hungover. And no one's hungry. And no one's hungry.
We don't need McTastes. It's not about needing to eat McDonald's. It's about going to McDonald's. I came here with a goal to lose weight. And each time you drag me into these stupid fucking competitions. Well, I'm saying yesterday we could have just stuck.
to Valkyrie and Spock and Wolter, you'd be good. However,
You decided to get Gonsters? No I didn't. We had an agreement, no Gonsters in the house. I walk in a room and there's three here.
And you're accusing me of ordering them? Yes. That's the kind of thing you would do, Marshall. No, it's not. It is. No, no, no, it is.
It isn't. All gonsters are your responsibility. We're gonstability.
I'm not sure why now, however, maybe you're a dreamer of treating gonsters with me. It's why I don't believe you. We don't live up to the dream. I go back. Tristan, it's not even noon. You don't need gonsters.
It's all of those things.
It is a big refreshment. It's not even slightly refreshing. Marcel, I hear you chatting shit all the way from over here. What are you doing?
I'm going to talk and hit your final words.
Okay. All right, I'm going to document your final words because...
We need video evidence.
Perfect.
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Yes, I did. I haven't eaten before. Have you lost your mind? Answer the question. Have you lost... We've had gonsters.
four different times.
And every time you go... - I did this, correct.
Thank you.
Thank you.
There's one way to fix this. There's one way to find out. It's on camera. You're losing a concert, it's on camera, yeah.
You saying I'm a loser is on camera. But I've never recorded Drink for Drink. It's just kind of been sporadic.
It wasn't a setup. Yeah, because there was a time when I was drinking, you stopped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. Nigel stopped. Marcel started drinking on a stream. I super don't want to do this, but it's fucking on now.
Gunsters tonight.
Thank you.
Bye.
Unless you apologize. No.
I would not. We need to have a stir-off. What's wrong with you, Marshall?
Mm-hmm.
You have deep-rooted emotional and psychological problems.
I'm a champion, what do I think?
I always put him.
Thank you.
You've never lost a game. Never lost a game.
You've lost every drink you've done first. Tonight could be his night.
It can't be. No, it can't be. Tonight can't be his night.
If we do Gonsers tonight,
It will not be his night. I'm just saying, you've had an off day today, T.D.
I'm...
I'm not having an off day. You are. Marcel, are you going to let them encourage you into this?
- Are you? - Marcel, you got 'em.
I believe.
Thank you.
It's not about his off day. I'm having an off day, but that's easy. That's...
giving you half a chance.
No.
I'm going to order Gonsters now. And that's what's going to happen.
Different flavor, Gonster. Make your suffering at least more diverse.
I was about to say We get all the flavours Okay Of the monster And we line them up And we see if we can Finish them first
Okay, but that would be me.
I don't know now. No, no, Marcel, I do know. And you, so do you. I don't know. No, everyone knows that it will be me.
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No, you do know, Marcel.
Yes, you do. Yes, you do, Lord.
Have you beat me before?
Every time.
You've been at this game before
Yes.
A gonsteroff, you beat me. Yes. I beat you every time. And you have evidence of this? Yes, we do, actually. No, you have evidence. I don't have evidence of this. Baby didn't delete me.
I have no idea what you're talking about. By the time the world sees this, the other contest will already be out, so they'll know how retarded you are.
Marcel, I don't have any footage. I don't know what he's talking about.
He's the news off.
I did it.
I have you on camera admitting that you're a loser at Gomsky.
You quit.
I think.
- Thank you.
Where? Which camera? Yours? You haven't got cavities. Fine, I'm filming it.
or I'll film it tonight myself.
Tristan, I know you want to take it back to the house for rest days. Let's play SSP.
Okay, and let's go out.
You're about to go, you don't even know where you're going.
There is no location. That's the joke.
I know there never usually is.
The location is right here, right now, SSB.
I got him. Let's go T. One hour later. I feel like at this point we have to see if they have gonsters. We've come this far. We have to see. Tristan.
Tristan you have to see. Marcel.
We're gonna get a gonsters at some random Irish pub.
Your money where your mouth is, baby. I'm an instigator. I'm not partaking. No, you're not. You have to have credentials to be in here. Yeah. You haven't got the credentials, baby. Time to earn them. I've never had a gonster. For the record. I've never had one. First one. I've never even had a sip. First one today. This will be a first time. This will be a first time. What type of energy drinks do you have? Only red bars. Or what is something you're going to do?
very straight. I need three pints of Guinness, but leave this much space at the top of the Guinness and fill them up with red monsters. Thank you. Red monsters instead of monsters. Red monsters. Marcel, we're having monsters. What's this? Red monsters. Red monsters. What's that? They've got that monster, but they've got red monsters.
Okay. Not down. Marcel, are you challenging Tristan tonight?
He's already challenged me, it's already on tape. Don't have to say that. It is on tape, I can't attest to that. But Marcelo, it's tonight the night where you bring it out. Okay. A little bit more Guinness. A little bit more Guinness.
You're the Gonster professional, not me. Well this is a red bombster, this is uncharted territory. That is fair. Thank you. Red bombster. Let's go.
They didn't have any Gunster in it. Ah, sorry. They have Red Bull. So you have Red Bonsters.
Red Bonsters. I'm saying there's no Gunsters in the place. I tried my best. I asked them what energy
Red Bull Guinness. It's called a Red Monster and for you to live in front of our audience who's going to see this appear as uncultured and barbarian and savage and backwards as you are is quite frankly unprofessional. Proper future. Oh, taste. I'm not in this. I admit to Pete already.
You started it. You started all this shit.
Can I have a cigarette please to break up my cigar?
Tristan you can't cop out and take the scooters.
But I can't. We're walking men tonight. We're not taking the scooters. Nope. Guess I can.
Tristan, this is gay. You and I both know this is f***ing gay. Good job.
I didn't have a story. When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop. I never challenged you. Who are you in the music? Yes or no? If you film the devil dancing, you dance to the devil's dog. It's not that. It's not that. Bro, I'm above that. Look.
Are you ready for the rollback?
Maybe he has got the neck muscle to pull it off. You don't have that. He ain't got the neck muscle. Yeah, you don't. Beat that bro. It's straight on the neck. It's stiff. It's stiff.
It's delicious here.
What's up, what's up? Keep your eyes on that food menu and drink that drink, yeah? Huh?
Still doubling down. Oh, yay. What's wrong with you, Marcel? I think he's in the lead.
Great. Marcel's in the lead. How many shots to get the trophy?
I'm going to just get this over here. In one thousand of the sword, the Saber Strike has been in the enemy. Oh, big shot of Jaeger E. What do you think? Christmas. Christmas. All day.
That was? Cheese. It was okay, but they're not cheese. Alright, there's been a few drinks off camera. What's the score?
11-11, 12-12, something like that.
Marshmelt.
Marshmelt.
My money's on marshmelt.
No town.
I'm gay! You fucking know bruv! You know!
Hey what's this? What's this? Alex! He dropped your gay card!
You look, it's great. He's fake! He's fake! Yes or no? Didn't he look? No! You know I'm on, right? Bro, guys are nice.
How do you beat me? How do you beat him? He's got better range, better technique, more practice, more fights under his belt.
Don't even get me started about footwork. It's undefeated.
*laughs*
Never lost! Ever! Every life! Never lost! What the fuck tried? Bro! Bro! This thing has got psychological and mental problems.
Justin, have I ever lost? To me, you're drinking. Professionally! Have you ever won? No, wait. Professionally, have I ever lost? No! No!
- Professionally.
On my record, have I ever lost?
Shut the fuck up. Yes or no? Yes or no?
Gunsters
I'm ready. Let's do this. You want monsters Marcel? I ain't scared. Marcel.
You want gongsters.
Then you'll be... Say it, Marcel. Say it. Are you better than me?
Let's go.
Is this a fucking joke? Are you joking? Let's go. It kind of is a kind of a cheat code to throw it up and then drink it again, but I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go. Let's go.