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So, two shots, one of me and Andrew running and jumping on, then you move out there and one shot that's peeling off. Yeah? Yep.
First, does anyone have a cigar? No? No. No. No.
- No. - First... - Oh, back in the room. - First is gonna be you two... I think a run probably won't work going down, but it's like a brisk pace coming down with the briefcase. And then I'm not gonna see the four-wheelers yet. I'm just gonna say, "Come towards me. Come towards me." So you're gonna like run towards me. That'll be scene one. And then scene two, I'll see the four-wheelers. - I'll be like, "Hop on!" Alright, scene two, you hop on. - I think...
- Scene three, fill up. - Isn't it cooler in one shot of us, almost like an action film, you following us, and us running, boom, getting on it. - Oh yeah, it's much cooler. Let's do that.
I'll give you a nod before we pull off. It doesn't need to be super fast, it could be slow and let go hard for us. Ready?
Make sure it looks out of the way.
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I'm going to go right down the middle. 3, 2, 1, go.
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*Skid*
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So I was running from the guys, Tristan got the daddy coin, the women want the daddy coins, and they were chasing us, but I'm now going to break the fourth wall. I'm Zach Morris. Time out!
Man, this is horrible. As we tried to run away, these whoopies kept crashing. One girl crashed, broke her leg. "Ah, gotta buy a new ATV, no big deal, ditch that bitch, keep going." Another girl crashes, "Ah, my arm broke that bike." Now all the instructors are saying we need an air ambulance. Now it's a fucking mess. I've broken the fourth wall. Everything's ruined.
I've heard the whole script's fucked. Cause women can't fucking drive. I told you. I fucking told you. Girls can't drive. Women can't drive. Girls can't drive. How are women allowed to drive? Women can't even park cars, G. Women can't drive. Everyone goes, it's only ATVs. It's gonna be fine. Look at the fucking mess. Look at the chaos. They can't fucking drive. So now me and Tristan are gonna finish the film getting away from the whoopies by ourselves. They're supposed to chase us to the bitter end, but they couldn't stay on the fucking bike.
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So, we're supposed to hijack the daddy coin, run away, the girls will get on bikes, chase us,
Get up here because they want the daddy coin.
And then once they get up here, see, we've set up a nice dinner for them in the mountains.
Ha ha ha, we win. Look, we famous them all.
But of course, women can't drive.
which we all knew
but they proved it.
You know there was once a time it was controversial I used to say women can't drive.
So now the only way we can continue with our movie is for me to completely break the fourth wall and explain what's happening behind the scenes. I'm Zack Morris.
And that Kelly slut's getting dick.
Kelly was hot, but turns out Jessie was the really horary one, because when Saved by the Bell ends, she did showgirls with her tits out. Our young audience won't know what any of that means.
Jesse's a slot from showgirls
But it's a good movie. You should watch it.
and then Kelly.
took anal from Zach Morris. Can you change the subject? The point is this.
We had all this planned out.
And you know what?
Perhaps maybe I let the matrix get to me. I said to Tristan maybe 15 times,
But women can't drive ATVs. And Tristan's like, "Yeah, they can't drive ATVs." But everyone's like, "No, it's okay."
I was like, "But Tristan!"
Women can't drive ATVs. And like, no, it's okay. And the girls are like, I've driven them before. I can drive an ATV.
And I'm like,
But Tristan?
Women can't drive ATVs and everyone's saying, "It's going to be fine, it's going to be fine."
I was like, maybe, maybe I'm just old fashioned. Maybe I'm stupid. Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm one of those old men. I'm becoming one of those old grandpas that thinks everything's weird. I'm like,
"Women can't drive, but everyone seems to think that women can drive and the world's moved on. Maybe I'm the problem."
Okay. Here's your ATVs, girls.
5 minutes and 2 crashes and 2 ambulance calls later, I was proved completely fucking right!
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me?
Why is it controversial? I said this shit. Women can't fucking drive.
Now I have to sit up here and be Zack Morris and eat this food by myself.
We were supposed to be up here for moves and a bunch of bitches,
Took us two hours to get up here. We're all dirty. The women would have never made it alive.
We're gonna spend two more hours getting back home, and then we got famoos to bitches in the hotel.
It's much nicer without them.
Maybe.
plan.
all along.
- I don't smoke. - They do not. - Hi, Babies Parents. Welcome to our podcast. It's not about us. It's called The Babies Smokes. - I don't smoke. - Ray smokes all the time and gives reviews on his favorite types of tobacco and cigarettes.
I love you.
People are gonna wonder why you look so clean and dapper, and I look like a bomb to people with my face. That's the way it always is.
This is not abnormal. This is the way it always is. Bailey always looks like trash. Thanks. This is cigarette addiction. Leads him down the wrong places.
He ends up sleeping on the streets. It's okay, baby. I've got your back. And now your parents know.
We're never going to use this. Just tell mom. Sorry, mom and dad.
Yeah.
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Copy that.
That's an axe, kid. That is an axe, kid. That was a fantastic axe, kid.
- She's your brown house. All right.
That's a fantastic kick. Thank you. One more time, one more time.
That's a fantastic kit. I'm super impressed.
Do left leg, I wanna see something. Hold your other hand, Bailey. No, I wanna see what... There's something I'm looking for.
Ah, you switched stances. Why?
Fuck.
No, see, you jumped first. I super hate that because it telegraphs your left kick. It's super obvious.
It's very hard to throw the kick from your from from your standing stance for the moment you switch stances and
I think that was one of the biggest... Gives you momentum. That was one of... Of everyone I fought, when I saw them do that, I was like, okay, good.
Like, relief washed over me when I saw them skip before their kick. I was like, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Tristan, you do a kick. Yeah.
No, because Tristan's kicks are epic. You're doing it. So that's the tricky thing. So left leg. So right leg's very easy. You just throw it up like this.
But left leg, if you skip first, you give it away. So you have to throw it from here.
Immediately up.
Well, I wasn't fighting him. Yeah. I just did it. Yeah, I know, but that's a poor technique. The moment you do that, they know what you're going to do. Yeah. Jumping the skip. That's what I was looking for. That's why I said do your left kick.
- I think it's the advice to throw in a random card,
Well, I live in a country called Romania, where we have real culture. I'm dressed like this. I'm fucking crazy.
What's Canadian culture? That you eat some cute parades and shit? You need to take your- Wait, this morning, who said that he looked like Spongebob? Me. Yeah, that was not an explanation.
I've never gotten Spongebob before. I've gotten nothing. I think it's not your favorite. What do you get normally? Harry Potter, all the time.
Very beautiful. Thank you. For you. No. For you. Yes, absolutely. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
- Thank you.
Thank you very much.
- Yeah.
Yes, yes, yes.
No, nothing. I just wanted to know who was the lady.
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*doorbell*
- Yeah, we're gonna do it.
Thank you.
Are you in the horsemen here?
Bring your boat.
Thank you.
- Oh.
Thank you.
*crickets*
Okay.
Thank you.
She had to end it, yeah.
Yes. All right, so you need to be on first.
and then
coins.
Thank you.
- How do you feel?
Thank you.
- Okay.
Bye.
Thank you.
Thank you.
He's not so professional to see this. - So I give him a coin, they kiss me on the cheek, and I'll let them on my character.
Let's do one at a time. Ready, set, go.
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