0:07.80I hope you guys aren't just saying this to cheer me up.

0:11.40because I know I've been in a bad mood.

0:12.93I hope it's true.

0:14.04I hope you're not just trying to make me happy.

0:16.08Because obviously I moved all the cars. My cars were outside so I was looking at them from the pool.

0:20.91And then I thought, let me move them all under the protection.

0:23.76After I did that, because I'm God's favorite, God decided to make a hailstorm come. He wouldn't do it while my cars were out because me and him have a deal.

0:31.02We get along.

0:32.22Alex the Heathen.

0:33.84His car was exposed to the hailstorm, and now I'm being told his windscreen was cracked. And I hope you guys aren't lying to me.

0:39.00just to try and make me smile.

1:07.19Alex how do you feel? I feel British, it's going to be alright. Let's go check.

1:07.98Thank you.

1:08.76As you all know,

1:10.28Although I am a beacon of positivity, I've been in a particularly bad mood as of late.

1:17.67waiting for some good news.

1:19.53Thank you.

1:20.88Well, this is some pretty good news. Bye.

1:23.52I can say so myself.

1:24.87Thank you.

1:26.10Bad news for me.

1:33.05*laughter*

1:33.30That's pinky right there.

1:37.98Fuck. No, no, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One sec. One sec. No, no, no. One sec.

1:56.32*Sigh*

1:56.55Oh, Alex. I moved all the cars.

1:59.31Then God said,

2:00.87Shall I get him? I said get him. Me and him were talking.

2:04.11Yeah.

2:04.86And here we are.

2:06.15You do deserve it.

2:07.23Why? Because you're stupid. It's hilarious when things happen to you.

2:11.07-

2:12.60The fact...

2:13.50That--

2:14.25Alex's Ferrari right next to your car is fine. Shows that God actually hates you.

2:20.88I can't think of another answer. You need to repent.

2:24.24-

2:25.47Let's go check our cars. Is the Merc fine? Check the Merc. Oh yeah, all the Mercs. All the cars are fine, except Alex's. Let's check ours. The BMW was out. Let's have a look.

2:36.99Thank you.

2:37.92We love you, reality. We're out.

2:40.86Looking good, BMW Bill Colley.

2:43.38Looking great. All right, so the x6m is perfect. OK, great. RS7?

2:48.72- On the R7, let's just check. - But this was exposed.

2:51.72Yeah, it was. It was out here.

2:53.10Thank you.

2:53.73No, perfect. Congratulations. I'm on a perfect windscreen. Perfect. Nice. Everything here is obviously perfect. 8-5. Compass perfect. 765 Spyder's perfect. MC-20 Spyder's perfect. SF-90 Spyder and SF-Cubay all perfect. Great. So it's just one car in the whole house. Just one car.

3:09.33Alex's?

3:18.22That's what he gets.

3:19.05*laughs*

3:19.59Why does that make me happy? Because Alex has no money. He can't pay to fix it.

3:27.06A guy came to fix my windshield because it's broken for a few days. And he said

3:31.53It's literally not repairable. It's not repairable. Not repairable.

3:35.31So that means you're going to have to replace the windscreen.

3:37.71How much is that gonna cost? Bro, I don't even wanna look. I know it's gonna be tens of thousands of dollars.

3:43.53Here's what I know.

3:45.30I'm willing

3:46.62To give you no limits, 1,000 euros a time, high card game. No, I'm not... 1,000 bucks a time. I'll pay you cash every time you win, and I'll add it as debt every time you lose.

3:59.11You can repair your mystery. Summer is here. Go Lamborghini.

4:05.17Gamble your way out the hole.

4:06.90One second. Just try it once.

4:10.25- What's up, how do you feel? - No, get your mate out of here, please. - Come on, man. - Wait, hold on. - He's a gambling advice.

4:15.90Okay.

4:17.28What do you feel? You're warm. Bro, I'm telling you. Just do one. Just do one. No.

4:24.51- His history is not repairable.

4:27.54Yeah, my guy just showed up to fix it and he said there's nothing to bend over

4:31.77Shit. As a good friend, I've offered him no holds barred, 1,000 euros a time. I'll take debt in exchange for cash, and he can make the money for his windscreen. And he's warm right now. He's warm. You can hear him. Bro, how do you make 5 or 6 games in a row? You have 6 great hats. Bro, you can do this. Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex.

4:57.66I say we get the deck of cards and see what would have happened hypothetically.

5:02.70You're one. You're good. There's no way.

5:04.52Where are the cards? T, where are the cards?

5:12.24Forget faith.

5:13.11I'm telling you now, you've got this.

5:15.57I'm not even joking. Easy. Let's do a hypothetical round. No money. Listen, don't be just in any alcohol.

5:21.33Thank you.

5:22.20The minute he drinks one drink, you're finished. No, I'm fine.

5:25.54Roll the dice. Dice?

5:31.34We've not done dice in the house ever.

5:35.55Alex, I'm telling you bro, you're missing a golden opportunity right now.

5:41.13Not doing anything.

5:42.51Thank you.

5:43.47- Wow.

5:44.04I have so much faith in you, Alex. It's not even my thing. Alex, how are you going to lose if you can't lose? I know you can't lose. Just live it like that. Look, let's just see what would happen. This doesn't count for money.

5:53.49You roll the dice, I roll the dice.

5:58.04Two.

6:01.26You would've won a thousand bucks, dude! What do you like, Alex? Alex! Alex! Come on, doesn't matter. Wait, again, again. One more time. No, no, no. A thousand bucks. If I do it for real, I'm gonna lose. Let's go. Bro, we already did this like ten times, and I, in ten times... Alex, one more hypothetical. No.

6:18.21- No. - One more hypothetical, Alex. - No, no, no, it's real deal time, let's go. - Real deal, a thousand. - No, sorry.

6:24.69Let's go!

6:26.43Alec, you sure? Do you want me to fill your energy in C? Bro, I was like, bro, 2 and 6, I told you. What did I say? There's nothing to be- Christian, take it down to 500.

6:35.40No, no, I still do it. 500. You can win the Lambo wood screamer. Sorry.

6:41.95I'm like, no, I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it.

6:46.44No, you have to jump in the pool. Jump in the pool is the deal. Jump in the pool. And walk down the stairs.

6:52.11Hmm.

6:53.33No stairs in Africa.

6:57.03Have any metinum yet?

7:00.46all right game two let's go and mess him up

7:11.03Green.

7:13.75Red. No green. Fuck. Who starts with two plus fours?

7:21.09How about Stewie when he starts with two plus fours?

7:24.14You might have busted that too early.

7:28.35Seven, eight, nine, 10.

7:30.47I kept one to protect myself.

7:32.07Because I knew he'd do that shit.

7:34.23Ah!

7:35.58- Not yet. - How did you get dealt all the plus fours and plus twos in the deck?

7:41.64Nigel, did you rig the game? - No, I didn't.

7:45.76- Nice.

7:48.44- Right, I need to sort my cards out to even stand any hope of a chance, so.

7:52.90- You do have half the deck. - I have half the deck.

7:55.53-

7:57.66♪ I know my goals ♪

8:01.81Tristan, are you prepared for total domination? Can't you come out and lie on me? I can. It's Andrew's turn now. I'm about to get destroyed. We'll find out.

8:21.04Oops.

8:27.00♪

8:36.88Right.

8:36.88Alright. Green, yeah? No. You put down a yellow plus two. You were sorting your cards. That's how I'll keep you changed. Fuck it.

8:44.46Thanks, Frank. I'm a fair guy.

8:46.86Very nice of you.

8:48.48-

8:50.01- Please.

8:51.90you

8:52.83♪ We have a war ♪

8:55.83♪ We are all in the blue ♪

9:01.29♪

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9:31.81♪

9:35.37So I'm gonna Aikido it to red.

9:39.77And I Aikido it back to blue.

9:44.06Does he have greens?

9:52.68oh

9:53.58Thank you.

9:55.02I'M GOING TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.

9:55.35Thank you.

9:55.86Thank you.

9:56.61I don't know.

9:57.12Bye.

9:57.96-

9:57.96-

10:00.09- Okay.

10:02.08Tell me, Andrew.

10:07.80Nice.

10:08.73Thank you.

10:09.18UNO blue.

10:12.17Didn't matter.

10:16.11Well played. You were unprepared for total domination. That's true. And you have, in fact, lost a game. I've never lost a game. That one didn't count. Marcel wasn't in.

10:26.52You won, but it was my victory.

10:30.40You know what? I called this at the beginning. I said I'm the only one who's not going to get the pool. I knew it. I knew it.

11:06.40*Badass music*

11:06.42of it, you've lost a game. I've never lost a game. He always loses games to me. I've never lost a game. By the sounds of Marcel screaming, you've lost a game.

11:20.92It can be.

11:21.24Done. Never lost a game. All right. 1v1 right here, right now. All right. Let's go.

11:28.93You know what, I'll shuffle the cards. - You shuffle, yeah, I'm tired. - Okay. Show the cards when you shuffle, so people know it's one take. This is not staged.

11:38.67What's that?

11:39.93Don't let me down. He's easy food, man. What do you mean? I don't like this game.

11:45.64I've never lost a game, ever.

11:49.77Okay.

11:52.35Dog skin, I thought.

11:54.96He can't beat me. He knows what it is.

12:00.16I only shuffled this once instead of three times. So let's see what happens. It should be fun. Who goes first?

12:05.10You decide. I go first.

12:06.96Cool. Go first. All right. Boom. Let's go. He went first last time. I need to go first again this time.

12:14.40Marcel, did I deal you good cards? Sick. Nice. The sickest cards.

12:21.90Thank you.

12:22.71Thank you.

12:23.97Thank you.

12:24.51Okay.

12:25.44Thank you.

12:27.09- Yes.

12:30.03I think it's coming.

12:32.43- Lost already.

12:35.88Thank you.

12:38.52Great.

12:41.94Thank you.

12:43.20- Okay.

12:45.09Marcel's got no greens, Marcel's got no greens, Marcel's got no greens.

12:48.24Thank you.

12:52.57-

12:54.51Thank you.

12:56.34Good.

12:57.24Good.

12:58.44Thank you.

12:59.10Thank you.

12:59.97Thank you.

13:02.16you

13:04.20Thank you.

13:05.46Thank you.

13:07.20Thank you.

13:08.49Oh

13:12.06Yeah.

13:13.68Thank you.

13:14.16Nicely done.

13:15.87Thank you.

13:17.49Thank you.

13:18.48Andrew, you look stressed. You good? No.

13:22.35Thank you.

13:23.13Yes.

13:23.97Thank you.

13:25.20*door slams*

13:26.55Thank you.

13:27.93Matrix Y.

13:29.82Yeah.

13:31.32Thank you.

13:32.64green

13:35.07Thank you.

13:37.34Oh no it's blue! Oh my god! It's on cam! It's on cam now! It's on cam now! Wait woah woah woah woah woah!

13:52.14Dude, you just glued me again.

13:56.56Look at the dance. I've never lost a game. Look at the dance, though.

14:01.82Look at the dance. What do you call that dance? I don't know. You've got to figure that out.

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