0:31.12Good shot there from Tate!

0:31.12A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.

0:37.28you

0:46.07*Sigh*

0:46.41Luxembourg is a failed society! *Sigh*

1:03.05Today, my brother stole a car. He stole a car from Switzerland and he made me drive it across two international borders

1:10.49to Luxembourg. And now I don't know what he's going to do. - I didn't steal a car. I rented a car from Geneva Airport. And they told me that all the convertibles have to be returned to Geneva. Cannot return them anywhere else in Europe.

1:21.48because they need the convertibles.

1:23.01in Switzerland. I don't know why people have to drive around the Alps with a convertible. So when I rented the car, I told them I'd return to the airport. I decided to change my mind and decided I had to come here to Luxembourg.

1:32.49I called Sixth and told them I was going to come to Luxembourg.

1:35.07They said, "That's not allowed." I said, "Well, what happens if I do it?"

1:37.86They said, "You can't do that. You have to return to Geneva. That's technically stealing." It's not stealing the car if I give them the car back. So I'm gonna drive to Sixth.

1:46.71in Luxembourg, I'm gonna hand them the keys, I'm gonna walk out.

1:50.07And I can't get arrested for stealing because I ain't got the car, I've given it back to the company.

1:53.27perhaps in the wrong place,

1:54.69but I still give it back to him.

2:00.92They arrest you, I will laugh. I'm gonna do shit. No one can do shit to me.

2:05.83I'm the underboss of this holocaust. I've seen you get arrested four times. I'm an international criminal. I've seen you get arrested plenty of times. Listen, six fucking rental car are like a conglomerate. They're huge. They've gone from America to fucking Hong Kong. I've moved their car from Geneva to Luxembourg. I'm sure they'll negotiate the situation and get it back. Fuck them. I fucking tried to be reasonable on the phone. Said, no, I'm dropping off in Luxembourg. You can't. You can't. Like, bitch, I can do what the fuck I want. I don't listen to women. Well, we're not driving back.

2:35.61listen to the women i have sex with so why am i gonna listen to the woman on the phone some idiot a minimum wage trying to control my life you can be a 10 out of 10 beauty queen with big ass titties and you can't control my life i'm gonna listen to the whoopee who won't even suck me off no thanks

2:58.79i have a bad feeling that the uh

3:01.48coffee

3:02.10in the airport.

3:03.06you

3:04.58Bye.

3:05.34Well, it's an adventure at least. Now, do we have anything in this car?

3:10.21They're trying to hide from me. They're hiding the staff. I'm reprimanding. They're about to receive me.

3:16.07Oh, hi.

3:17.07I think we're caught from social media, motherfuckers.

3:19.08- Thank you.

3:20.01Bye.

3:21.20- You know, it physically hold me. - The only better it would take to physically hold the box. - Yeah, this is the key box. - Why don't we just put the keys in the key box on the left?

3:31.28- That's an option. - This feels like I want to confront them and tell them what I did. - Look upstairs.

3:38.88Otherwise, yeah, if you do the box, I'm out for now.

3:43.08- Yeah.

3:54.34I scared you, Andrew.

3:56.82I ran away.

4:00.60What kind of bullshit country is this? They're afraid of me. What if our landmen actually want me to bring a fucking car? They knew. I was about to tell them. The reality of their own lives.

4:11.52What is this shit? What day of the week is it?

4:13.51They're pussies. They knew I was about to tell them. I stole your car from Switzerland, but I'm giving it to you so you can't call the police. They should be open, actually. Key box. Fuck 'em.

4:23.91You can't put the fucking keys in the key box. Keys in the key box in the wrong country.

4:28.00banned sixth from accessing money to my bank. Never do business with them again.

5:03.73Let's go, P-box.

5:04.63*Loud noise*

5:06.51I don't regret making one of those.

5:09.73Here we go.

5:12.31Keybox.

5:14.13Thank you.

5:14.64Thank you.

5:16.11Yeah.

5:18.28-

5:20.01-

5:22.63Yeah.

5:24.63- Good job, man.

5:25.59Cheater's fixed.

5:27.77or your fucking car.

5:30.32Let's get out of here

5:32.73Give me a kiss. Give me a kiss. Do you miss me?

5:40.67English only.

5:42.51So today my brother got fucked. What he did was he thought he was clever and he wanted to get a t-shirt and a pair of pants washed.

5:49.11So he took a taxi to the laundromat yesterday, dropped it off and the taxi back. 100 euros.

5:54.6618 euros to get the clothes washed.

5:56.60They did the same taxi one today.

5:59.07218 euros to wash like 50 euros worth of clothes. He could have just bought the fucking clothes again. It's ridiculous. And he's not even ashamed of himself. He's pretending it's a good thing. Terrible.

6:11.21Luxembourg is actually officially the most expensive place I've ever been. Here's my taxi receipt. It's 72 euro to go six kilometers, which is about 10 minutes to the laundromat. 72 euro to come back. It was 18 euro to wash it. And then I'd go collect it again, which was 72 euro and 72 euro to come back. So we can do that math off the top of my head. What's 72 times four?

6:32.41Really? 144? Come on. No, that's 72 times 2. That's 72 times 4. 288. 288 plus 20. So it's cost me 308 euros.

6:41.79to wash a t-shirt and a pair of trousers that cost me maybe $40.

6:45.18not including the drinks we've had here, the coffees,

6:49.49We had dinner. We didn't do anything extravagant.

6:51.75But in total, including hotel rooms, I've spent

6:54.026

6:55.25in two days in Luxembourg.

6:57.96just sleeping, eating, and washing some clothes.

7:01.05If you can accuse him of being with girls, most of the time you're right.

7:04.67But this time you're wrong. This girl he did not see. This girl. Then why is she told me that they are together? Because everyone wants to be with a Tate. It's normal. Every girl wants to be with the king.

7:15.33No, not everyone. Yeah, everyone. Oh, not everyone. She's acting bad while she's here in my hotel room having sex. Exactly. Just like...

7:22.71Don't act often

7:24.61Last night it was oh!

7:26.72Maripola

7:28.10Varog. I didn't say this.

7:29.80Marley pull up.

7:31.13Vinay.

7:32.73So no, this girl he didn't do. No, he's innocent. This girl no.

7:36.28Okay, trust me

7:37.35Thank you.

7:38.82I will never speak to you again. I'm sorry, baby. Yeah, it's fucking right you're sorry. There we go. Vindication. That's how you do it, Mike. Do you know what I mean? Because I told you if I fucked her, I would say yeah, I fucked her. Up the ass, upside down, doggy style, on the floor. I would tell you everything. I never fucked her. I met her twice. Proved it.

7:57.60I said how many times do we meet? Only two? She was like I think yes haha but we didn't sleep I know 100%

8:03.42I said, I know it too.

8:05.22fish?

8:07.66Yes. She's just mad though. She's apologizing. She's mad that she's wrong. Isn't that crazy? Because she told me you were with she? Mike told me he fucked your mom.

8:16.85Six months. Yeah. Mike told me he fucked your mom 20 years ago, so he might be your dad.

8:25.64Daddy Mike. You gotta call Big Daddy Mike.

8:29.35Big Daddy Mike. Yeah, Big Daddy Mike. I don't care what people say. This is women. Okay, if you don't care that's

8:35.37Why? No, this is a lesson about women. You wrote me after that. This is a lesson about women, let me tell you.

8:39.42If this girl said

8:40.97Yes, Tristan, you fucked me. She would be happy that she's right.

8:45.09I didn't fuck her and she's angry because she's wrong. She's angry I did not fuck this girl. This is how we... Next time I'll fuck her. I'll fuck her tomorrow. Every time she says, did you fuck this girl, fuck them. Okay, next time you say, did you fuck this girl, if I didn't, I will fuck them first.

9:01.18Then you're always right baby. Then you're always right. Yeah, you're mad that I didn't fuck her because you're wrong and I'm right.

9:07.84Is that how women are? These people, I'm glad our relationship does not have these

9:11.52Me and you, we're different.

9:13.20We don't have none of these issues do we baby?

9:16.04I love you. Except for the pull of us. It's been changing. Oh! I don't want to be near you. Oh, baby!

9:24.21That's not what you do at night. At night, you know what she does? She attacks me. Koala bears me.

9:30.23I can't even move, I can't even breathe.

9:32.03Today seems different than yesterday. Oh okay. Let's do it, we'll leave the house.

9:39.91The reason we're even in Luxembourg in the first place is because this is where a supercar rally begins. Now every fucking year Andrew drags me on one of these stupid supercar rallies where we start in one city and go somewhere else in Europe. This one we've actually helped organize and ends in Bucharest.

9:56.25But if you don't know this about me, I have had three serious car crashes in my life. One almost killed me, and one permanently injured my shoulder and finished my kickboxing career. So I am a nervous passenger. I fucking hate sitting in cars when I'm not driving them myself. So me and Andrew have decided on this supercar rally that we're going to flip a coin for who drives at every single stop. I better be driving, or I'm going to be complaining a fucking lot.

10:56.03*music*

10:56.25is a failed society!