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Episode · 13 min

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Source: Tate Confidential · 27 Jul 2022Watch the full video on Rumble (opens in a new tab)

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They're confident just that.

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Thank you.

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- Please go here.

Just on the other side of the road.

Gentlemen,

Our house has been raided.

All of our electronics have been taken.

Thank you.

Emergency meme! Emergency. We just got out of jail.

So,

and all of our electronics were taken and we were arrested. Oh, wait. What is this? Wait, you were in the VIP section.

And you wasn't in the VIP section. Ah, you were in the VIP section. Of jail. I was in a jail cell. Yeah, no, I was in the VIP jail cell. You didn't do the jail aikido? You were in the VIP section? You were in the same cell as me.

- Listen, bro, I was in the VIP section. - Nah, I was in the loser section. - We were definitely in the VIP section.

You couldn't see us all the way down there. They've taken iPads, $400,000 worth of fucking supercomputers, our entire YouTube studio for- All of our cash. All of our cash for our emergency meetings. They've taken everything. Okay.

Still got my NFTs. No, so it does sound like an emergency.

- Emergency meeting. - Emergency meeting. - We just got out of jail. We can't do emergency meeting.

Are we going to tell the people on Take Confidential why a bunch of men, a bunch of SWAT officers with MP5s ran into our house? You can tell them, literally. All right, I'll tell them. All right.

because luke wasn't wearing his fucking space suit we fucking i know you guys keep luke i know they rated it look put it on

and you're not allowed to kidnap this many people

I told you brother you're not allowed to kidnap this many people.

I'm not allowed to kidnap one. That's the point.

So I may as well go all in.

You got it.

Amateur hour! Amateur hour!

I can't go back to living without you.

My name is Horat Tutudor.

I don't care what your name is. -Tanta Krista. -Are you thirsty? -Yes, Trista. -You've been out here a long time.

Oh, okay! - You should know what to do with me. - Sure, sure.

-Sigur, kata? -Shrink.

Drink. Drink. Come on.

Drink with us, you don't have a one drink!

You must have one drink, drink the drink!

You want us to talk, you must dream of the East Romania.

- Drink the vodka, brother. - We'll wait for you to drink, man. - Come on, let's go. Here, no rock. - No rock.

- Drink. - None.

No, acum.

couldn't.

No, I could know Mr.

Mr. Tate Mr. Tate now

Oh, that one's empty. Nice bit of rum. Neat and sweet rum. It's not neat and it's not sweet.

I'd love to add a filter.

You're a math nerd. What's the ratio? Six to one?

Nah, it might be more.

Yeah. Admit math is just numbers.

Wait, wait, wait. Math is just numbers. You admit math is numbers. Correct. Admit if you were to count how many men you had sex with, it'd be a number.

Is it a number, yes or no? Zero is a number. Is it a number? All right. Four is a number, too.

No, but I'm going to go with zero. Do you admit you use the same numbers to count how many men you had sex with as you do how many girls are in this room?

I bet you love numbers. I do like numbers. No, no, but no. And if you admit zero and infinity almost the same, he's had sex with the infinite number of men. Immediately. Wait, wait, wait.

How many men do you have sex with? Zero. What's 100 divided by zero?

Infinity?

That doesn't mean infinite. You might text an infinite guy. I'm leaving. You guys have fun with your whoopies. Number of whoopies.

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What is this

Are these parties supposed to be like?

Oh, my God.

*music*

Who is this guy? He's not a fucker. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on.

*Dramatic music*

Meeting you with a view to a kill

Feel the chill Nightfall covers me But you know the plans I'm making still

Oversea, could it be the whole of opening wine? You know what's funny? What's funny is, I know exactly what I'm talking about. All of a sudden. A sacred wine, a mystery caping inside.

A weekend's wine, until we dance into the fire. That fatal kiss is all we need.

Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams. Dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire.

The choice for you is the view to wake in. Between the shades, assassination, standing still.

First time in years to drench your skin with lovers' roses tain. A chance to find the Phoenix for the claim. A chance to die. Can we dance into the fire? That fatal kiss is always a lie.

Dance into the fire, to fatal sounds of broken dreams. Dance into the fire, that fatal kiss is all we need. Dance into the fire, when all we see is the view to a kill.

Outro Music.

The chicken tender. Okay. Milkshake.

Thank you.

Nice.

Super protein shake.

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