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Good show, man, Jake!
*music*
Nice.
But Porsches, I like Porsches, they need something. They need a little something because they're a bit boring.
on their own.
Do you not any?
you
Okay.
Bro, looks incredible.
Amen.
Good, good.
Bye.
It's a siding. Interesting.
Fuck. Toss myself a nice big jet.
Thank you.
Fuck out of here.
Good.
Thank you.
Should be enough for one person. A little bed at the back. I want to take a nap.
TV screens, etc.
You're my only friend on this plane.
I have no one else but you.
Oh!
Me? Yeah, you're my only friend on the plane. No one else is coming. My name is Andrea.
Hello. Me too. Are you Romanian? Yes.
Ah, hello Andrea.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
so they slide. - Perfect.
Today's flight is going to be three hours.
So if you want to have a look on the menu
to listen to
nice and happy.
Perfect. Alright, I'll chew something in a little bit.
Good luck.
Thank you. Cheers.
- You need to need a flight.
- Perfect.
*music * Tristan is that you? Tristan? Oh no. Tristan? Oh you're not there. What about Tristan? You sleeping? You chilling? Oh. Tristan's not chilling on the plane. Where's Tristan? T?
T where you at? T? Tristan?
Tristan, it's raining outside.
- Yeah. - And we live in a mess.
This is your mess. I'm happy. I'm now a bare minimalist.
What are you eating?
A cup full of raw tuna.
Juno from a cane, no seasoning, no fiber. That doesn't sound good. I've got pills.
We sink the Gaussian
Where's Andrew?
Thank you.
No idea.
Celery, wipe it with my t-shirt. Wipe the dirt off of my t-shirt first. What is this? Where's Andrew?
I am now a monk.
What do you mean a monk? There's like McDonald's here and shit.
.
That McDonald's cup is not mine, and you know it. I do know that.
Thank you.
Salary, 22, zinc and calcium pills.
- The President and the President, the President,
oh but where's where's andrew nice hot towel oh luke if you knew how hot that was
fucking luke are you stupid little prick
Thank you.
You tell me, I expected you to come.
I lost all my numbers on my phone.
I have no one to talk to. I have no friends.
Off to Monte Carlo, Luke!
Thank you.
Perfect.
*Squeak*
*Sounds of the game*
*Sneaky* *Sneaky* *Woo-woo-woo* *In times never so soon* *Sneaky* *Sneaky* *Sneaky* And then your heavyweight champion of the world, introducing the Gypsy King, Tyson! *Sneaky*
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Luke, what are you doing? Making a super Big Mac. See this bread?
Thank you.
It's bullshit. Basically poison.
So you get nice chicken nuggets, you put it there, and you make a super Big Mac.
This is how they should sell Big Macs, but...
Maybe I should take it from McDonald's. It's alright, don't worry, I have an idea.
Drizzen, what are you doing? I'm making a super fillet of fish. We all know fillet of fish are the best sandwiches that McDonald's sell.
Everybody knows that.
So if I scrape the sauce
"and the fish and the cheese
From this one,
and transplant it into this one, I have double the flavor
Thank you.
Double the flavor. Double the flavor with half of the bread. So wait, wait, so why don't they sell these? Why don't they sell them like this?
This is a business masterclass. Andrew can't be eating the nut, but better than us. It's impossible.
No way.
Ah, fucking excellent.
Man, I wonder what Andrew's fucking eating. He's probably eating fucking bullshit.
It's not eating like this. No way. No way. Double the flavor.
Double the power.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to the next video.
I'm going to go.
you.
- I think that.
So now I've invented
the quarter pound Mac.
So what you do is you take
The standard McDonald's Quarter Pounder with all of its ketchup, cheese, and pickles. You toss off the first bit of bread. Okay. Then you open up your Big Mac...
and you take this piece of bread that they put in the middle of the Big Mac,
You scrape off the cheesy saucy goodness. - Okay. - And you replace the piece of bread
with your quarter pound meat slab.
Then you have a Big Mac. But instead of having a crappy piece of bread in the middle...
You have a quarter pounder slice in the middle. I call it the quarter pound mac.
The quarter pound Mac. Mm-hmm.
Why don't come up with this stuff? I know you think that a multi-billion dollar corporation. I would go yeah Could think a little bit and actually come up with products are decent. I
This is good eating. Man! Fuckin' hell, Andy can't be eaten like us. No way!
No way.
*music*
Bye.
Thank you.
- No.
.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Tristan. What are you doing? I think I've discovered something amazing. What? So, the chicken tender. Okay.
Milkshake.
Nice. Super protein shake. Super protein shake. Protein. Nice. Nice milky flavor. Great.
Ice creamy.
Very good. Highly recommend. There's no way Andrew's beating this.
*gunshot*
Bye.
What? Andrew said
And you said,
There are no more cars to buy. There are no. We've built the magazine. Yeah. We have all the cars. Yeah. I...
have, while Andrew's away doing his shit,
purchase a new car.