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*BOOM*
My flight's delayed. Well, when my flight's delayed, it's not like when your flight's delayed. I'm not amongst a bunch of peasants in a peasant holding area where there's a Starbucks in the corner with a line. No, I'm having coffee aboard the jet while the hostess is preparing Kentucky Fried Chicken because I'm a jean. And I'm sitting here, I'm doing work calls.
from me. 1 million, 2 million, 5 million, because I'm super liquid, right? And these are people who I know I can trust. I know they'll pay me back, but it's amazing how heavily people are leveraged into this crypto stuff. Now I'm pro crypto. I'm super pro crypto. I love crypto in every single way. But if you've got to a point in your life where you have to sit and look at a number on a screen and pray it goes up or you're fucked, that's ridiculous because you've removed your own control and your own power from your own life, right? There's a degree of luck involved
I'm not the kind of guy who wakes up and goes, I need to check this number because if it's not high, I'm in trouble. That's ridiculous. Never confuse the difference between an investor and someone who knows how to make money. A lot of these crypto kids, they can invest and do this, whatever. But if the number doesn't change, they can't make money. I know how to make money. We teach people in Santa Pustos University how to make money. And this is important, not only in case things like this happen where crypto goes down, you have to make some money. But more importantly, a lot of people are trying to invest their way to the top.
money to start with. If you can't make a bunch of money, Bitcoin's never going to save you. Bitcoin's never going to save you no matter how low it goes and how high it goes unless you learn to make a bunch of money. So if you're sitting there and the crypto prices hurt you or you're sitting there and you're suffering, now is a good lesson in life for you. You need to learn how to actually make some money. And because I am so kind, I will actually teach you. It's not a house of university. Hustlers University. Hustlers University. Want to learn about Hustlers University. There's a
rooms to go into and those rooms have millionaire professors. You are taught by a millionaire. That ask your questions. They give you everything on a silver lining. It may be impossible to not make money if you follow what they say.
Not only having contact with actual multi -millionaires, being part of a community of students. We all help each other. It's a community. People that are there for you. They're all in there for one thing and that's the main money. I've already made
I made my money back after the first day.
I've made 5k this month from just joining. That's fucking crazy. I made 4k in my first month. I made 2,000 dollars in two weeks at 15.
I just made the fucking 20,000 dollars on Gripzone. So fucking cheers.
My goal was to match my nine to five income. I shattered that by five times. I will have days where I make two or three thousand dollars and that's like what I used to make in a month. It's what allowed me to quit my job.
Such a feeling of purpose and fulfillment. It's pure freedom, it's great. You know, it's going, oh, they went on one. On this call, I made 30 grand a lot.
you are finally in the right place at the right time you are the only person who can make this work and you're also the only person who can fuck this up
I say this all the time. Hostels University is the greatest thing that exists on the face of the planet for people who are trying to escape the matrix. I will show you how, but you still have to do the work. And if you only exist amongst the money, you're going to end up with some money.
Welcome to the Super Bowl.
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So we're all becoming French maximalists. Look at all those mega yachts. That is a lot of mega yachts. I wonder how many are Russian. How about this? How about I get a mega yacht for us and we go around Croatia or something? Should I get a mega yacht? I'll buy a yacht. Should I buy a yacht? Tristan, should I buy a yacht? No. Why not? Yeah, I'm kind of leaning towards no as well. I don't think we'd really use it.
the waves in the schmotions.
This does look very nice, though.
So why doesn't everyone live here? What's my name? Top G? Snake Blisket. Snake Blisket. You know what that means? If you're interested, you can fuck yourselves. And I'm getting off my boat. And we're all gonna get on it. Sooner or later. Sit here thinking, oh yeah, whatever. Thinking I'll forget. Boopie needs to escape. I need to escape New York. A boat wouldn't help you escape. I guess it would.
Okay. How many eyes do I have? Four? One. One. Luke. Snake Plissken. All right. This doesn't make sense. You'll see. Tristan, he's talking nonsense again. Soon or later, you'll see. It all makes sense. Snake Plissken has one eye. He makes perfect sense, Luke. I'm ignoring you guys, and I'm going to become a French maximalist, even though I hate cheese and I hate wine. And I hate people.
Thank you, friends. Thanks for having me. Have a good one.
Thank you, Kevin. Thank you. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
So we're in France. You are. You are. Bonjour.
Je m'appelle Snake Blisket. Je m'appelle Luc.
How long does his hair? Not very long. It's hot.
Hello. Hello. Are you happy I took you from your hotel? No. No, it's good, no? It's very good.
I'm not looking at or talking to him. Hello.
You have your password? Yeah. Where? She just got me. She just got me. She's like a lube. This is awesome guys.
So Tristan doesn't know that he's upset I took his hotel room from him And he doesn't understand why But the truth is because we're here to see my movie Top G Top G
Top G the movie.
It's about me being top G, taking Scott Adams' wife, taking everyone's wives. Just being top G. Flying around on jets, Aikido. I can't believe they made a movie about you. Oh, probably. Top G, it's right there. It's been long in the making. It's been long in the making. Hollywood blockbuster, Cannes Film Festival. It's all about me, top G. When Tristan complains, oh my hotel room, blah, blah, blah. Now you have to understand it was a worthy reason that we had to get on the Jets. It's an emergency. It comes into the top G future film. How do you create such an empire while also...
making this movie.
Yeah, I mean...
It's not easy to do. I think a lot of people probably underestimate the kind of hard work and dedication that's required to be as creative as I am. And I always had to learn all the lines, write the script, produce the movie, direct the movie, write the theme tune, be head actor. Like, there was a lot to do, but I just Aikido'd Sleep Away, got it all done. Ah, instead of sleep, makes sense. Instead of sleep, I decided to make Top G the movie, so. I super look forward to the movie. Yeah, it's going to be good. It's going to be good. Yeah, so I hope everyone enjoys it. And obviously we're here for Kent Film Festival.
talk to you for some nice
Thank you.
Andrew, what is this?
Thank you.
Okay.
Amanzula.
Thank you.
Amazula.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay.
- Okay.
Thank you.
hmm
all while filming.
I don't know what that is.
So, the hilltop's not that secure.
Nothing's us.
Thank you.
If it was grim up there, we'd be shocked.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Thank you.
I say money's not real.
And people are like, what do you mean money's not real? When I say it's not real, I mean there are people who exist in a world where, but
things doesn't really
matrimonial
The people up here, no one's going broke.
No one's going poor. No one's like, what's the price of
Most of these people don't understand the concept of broke. I was broke. I understand what broke is.
If you say to these people, I can't afford food,
I have no money for food.
they'll kind of understand you.
but they won't really understand.
I'll be like, well, maybe I don't have money for a new mirror.
What?
All and all.
I can afford to eat. Surely there's no one out there who can't afford me.
I know there's much people can't work.
I was living.
So money's not real. Once you surpass a certain threshold,
get to the point where money is just
It's the code in the matrix.
But you Aikido the Matrix.
like you have all these assets, you have land, you have houses, you have properties, you
Lend against them, mortgage against them, move things around. "Oh, I'm poor. Let me just move the pieces around. Ha ha, money's appeared."
Go to the bank. Hi bank. I need money. Here's as much money as you want.
Money's not real once you pass a certain threshold.
If you're living in a world where you still think money is real, then you are brokey.
They say this often, they say, "You know what you've got? You ain't got much and it's completely
I have no idea how much money I have. I still can't calculate it. I don't know how much all my properties work.
all my crypto is worth, all the land I have is worth, my commercial properties are worth,
inflation, I can't even work it out. I don't know what I have. All I know is that if I want something, I can have it because money's not real.
I walk into the car dealership, give me it.
I want this, I want a Bugatti, I want a jet, I want a boat. Give me this, give me this, give me this, give me this.
Where's the money come from? Oh, just talk to this guy and he'll move something inside of some...
fucking shadow conglomerate and then it appears.
Money isn't real.
If you're sitting there thinking in terms of money, numbers on a screen, I have this much to buy this many things.
than you are.
a broken.
Thank you.
What are we doing?
What are we doing? Enjoying the real world. Tristan, we gotta go back to the Metaverse.
I'm a French maximalist. Yeah, French. Maximalist.
Maximal French!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So while Andrew and Tristan are having fun in Cairns, I'm in a village. I'm a village man.
Okay.
So I've decided...
I'm a village person.
It's no longer going to be me, Andrew and Tristan.
Just Luke.
Just me and French people.
Not gonna ever speak French, but I'm just gonna be a French person in the small villages.
- Thank you.
I'm gonna go from village to village
Just being the nomad.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to go to the next one.
Perrier
French cappuccino.
Life's good.
*laughter*
No booze.
Just nice, friendly.
Villages. No booze, no clubs.
*Sigh*
No supercars, I mean I kind of miss supercars but that's okay.
I can live.
I'm going to go.
you
Nice architecture.
Thank you.
Thank you.
People think I'm crazy because I'm talking to a camera.
Thank you.
Thank you.
- Okay.
Luke Confidential.
Thank you.
I live here now.
Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm.
Thank you.
So Andrew Drusting convinced me to leave my little small village
My little French village.
to come here.
I was really happy where I was.
Bye.
Tristan, why'd you convince me to come here? I was very happy in my village. Yeah, I'm sure it's terrible here.
Tristan, I was extremely, extremely happy in my village.
*singing*
I'm so glad you're here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Andrew, why'd you tell me to come here? I was very happy in my little village.
There's little French people
i was around a bunch of little french people french people here
Yeah, but they're models.
I meant like little French people, you know, like they cook croissants and stuff, not models.
We live in Romania and everything's from sex traffickers. All the girls who messaged me on Instagram don't really want to come to my house, which is fine, besides the Romanians. But when I come to Cannes, this house, and all the girls messaged me on Instagram, hey, here in Cannes. I'm like, come then. And then two days later, there's like 30 people in the house. It's just like that. That's what happens, isn't it? It's just what happens. All the bro keys and all the fucking losers on Instagram are like, ooh, who put your girlfriend? Me, all I have to do is say, okay, address to every single girl who's already DMing me first. And now, I literally don't even, I don't even know who they are.
I don't know there. I haven't even spoken to you. I haven't even sent it low.
Do you have this in your village? A pool? No you do not. It's true I don't. It's true there's no pool in my village. No pool, no room.
It's true, there was no pool and there was no whoopies, there was just old...
There was no view. No, there was.
The village itself is a view. It's magnificent.
I think I'm going back to my village.
I don't think you can convince me. What, with the models and the nice scenery and millions of dollars? The supercars?
Tristan was happy in his hotel room.
So I made us all get on a plane and leave. Yes. And you're happy in your little village. Yeah. It's really nice. You know, I've got, I can see like my neighbors, you know, like through the window, like, hi.
I can see there's little restaurants underneath and cafe.
underneath where I'm staying.
Why do you stay in the villa with us?
What do you mean? Why would I stay here?
As much as whoopies and...
millions of dollars. Okay, so you're happy where you are. I'm super happy. Tristan was happy where he was and we had to leave.
now you're happy where
No, wait.
No, I'm unhappy.
I'm unhappy, actually.
*Gunshot*
I was finally happy. I was finally happy. I was in my little village. Why did we leave? Why? He was happy in his hotel, but what did we do?
We left. Is that what we do?
I love every time.