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There's no gas station ever and we've completely run out of gas. The car no longer functions. We're going rolling down a hill. And friends, trucks are overtaking us. We're out of gas. We're out of gas. Totally.
Take Confidential.
you ever heard of it yeah yeah like some guy and he thinks he has a youtube thing you heard of that guy on on youtube who's called luke you isn't he your cousin no he's your cousin no your cousin in his youtube channel he thinks he has a youtube channel we're busy racing super cars we're not doing stupid youtube videos we're not walking around with an iphone just doing dumb just drinking and being retards so you have to take your fucking off you really need to grow up really immature we're millionaires all right we got it we got stuff to do yeah we're sophisticated
Thank you guys
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*Humming*
what are we doing? we're doing this whole thing again. what do you mean again? again. well we drive around europe and spend lots of money in supercars. yeah. be stupid. we'd never do that. just
We drink endless booze. We've never done that. It was horrible. Last night was horrible.
- Fuck.
Moss out.
Marcel
Unfortunately, you've been caught a bit.
Unfortunately,
You've been caught a bit, Marcel. But you know what, Marcel? I'll delete this. Maybe. Marcel, before we go in to see Tristan...
We have to admit,
It does get fucking hard.
It does get hot. They fucking booze hard. It does get hot. Never do that booze. It was horrible. Why? I feel like absolute ass. Why? Because of booze. Booze is, it's literal poison. I'm not sure, I don't get why we drink it. You have to tell your cousin that, because I think he disagrees. Your cousin Tristan. He does disagree, doesn't he?
So this is it.
Hello! Welcome to the real world.
This isn't the real world cat pee.
Okay.
so france let us in fuck france i can't get my fucking google maps to fucking work fuck france so france has tried to sabotage us by making google maps not work basically yeah old french
you're fucking people they are my people i i do apologize for the french people
Nobody likes the French. No one. No one ever says, I like the French. Ever. I don't think I've ever heard it before. I don't think I've ever heard those words.
Ever. Exactly. See, the only thing I can do here is pay them back. It's to be less likable than they are. So I've come to their country in a nice, fast, loud car to break every single fucking road law they have. I'm sorry I don't have a high-vis jacket in my fucking boot.
I'm a fucking freak. Like you French. Every single time I came to France to fight, I won.
Play the English anthem. Go home. Watching your fucking.
Fuck you. Fuck. What is this? What's this? A windmill?
Fix this. I can't fix them. I've given up on France. All right. So basically France is here to be used and abused by us and our superpowers. Correct.
of let us in. Do you know about this song? Not really. No, you don't. You don't know shit. We have no gas. We have four miles in the tank. There's no gas stations. You don't know about this song. Do you know all the words to this song? No.
You're a full grown man. Doesn't know all the words to rappers to life. What do you mean?
That's not, no one does.
Big Bang Hank and Wonder Mike and Master G, they know the words. And I know the words.
Hello
I'll tell you why. You see, I'm six foot one, and I'm tons of fun, and I dress to a tee. You see, I got more clothes on my Muhammad Ali, and I dress so viciously. I got bodyguards, I got two big cards, it definitely ain't the whack. I got a Lincoln Continental and a sunroof Cadillac. So I'm out to school, I take a dip in the pool, which is really on the wall. I got a color TV, so I can see the Knicks play basketball.
could ever spend but i wouldn't give a sucker or a bump from the rocket not a dime till i made it again everybody go hotel motel what you gonna do today i'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some strength right here everybody go hotel hotel holiday in saying your girl starts acting up i think you take her friend i'm at the gym i'm not mellow
No stop until the break of dawn. I said a M-A-S, a T-E-R, a chief of the double E. I said I go by the unforgettable man of the man they call the Master G. Well, my name is Stone all over the world. We're all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls. I'm going down in history as the baddest rapper, the air blows the beat. I feel the highs and the lows. The pain starts getting into the toes. You start mopping your fingers and stomping your feet and moving your body while you're sitting in your sphere. And bam, you start doing the freak. I said bam.
I'm riding out of your seat then you throw your hands high in the air. You rock it to the rhythm shape, Terry, yeah. You rock it to the beat without a care. It's a short shot MC's from the affair. Now I'm not as tall as the rest of the gang. But I rock to the beat just the same. I got a little face and a fair round eyes. All I'm here to do ladies is hip to die. Sing it on and on and on and on and on. The beat don't stop until the break it door. I'm singing on and on and on and on and on. Like a hot butter pop the pop the pop. Stibby dibby hop the pop pop the dope day stop or come alive.
I guess by now you can take a hunch and find that I am the baby of the bunch, but that's okay. I still keep inside, cause all I'm here to do is to put you up my eyes. Sing it on and on and on and on. The beat don't stop until the break of dawn. Sing it on and on and on and on and on. I might rock, y 'all. Now get on the floor. I'm gonna freak you here. I'm gonna freak you there. I'm gonna move you out of this atmosphere. I'm one of my kind and I'll shock you mine. I'm putting two, two, three, four.
Come on.
Girls, I get on the floor, come alive y'all. Give me what you got, cause I'm guaranteed to make you rock. It says one, two, three, four, tell me wonder what are you waiting for. Is it a hit? They hit me to the hit. Is it a hit? I don't, I don't, I don't have a verse. I don't know my verse.
You don't even know your fucking verse. Luke doesn't even know his fucking verse. It's not my verse. We're in France, your shit country, we have zero miles left on the petrol gauge. There's no petrol stations and on top of all of it, you don't know your own fucking verse. It's not my verse.
- Looks like we're out of gas. - That means the French are . When you get off the Eurotunnel, they fuck it. There's no gas station ever. And we've completely run, completely run out of gas. The car no longer functions. We're going, rolling down a hill in France. Trucks are overtaking us. We're out of gas. We're out of gas, totally.
- At least we have this nice hill.
Have you tried saying fuck gas?
That's a joke that doesn't even make sense. No one knows it, do they? If you say fuck gas, you don't mean gas. You skip the gas station. I tried that one. There was no gas station and it didn't work.
Anyway, it is conclusive evidence. Look, we're literally, this is the end of our spring. This is it now. This is the end, isn't it? We now live by the side of the road in France. So we're homeless. Can we at least be under the bridge? Okay. Okay. So, I mean, we've got a nice roof there.
I can try to sleep there.
You can sleep there.
We can hunt.
I'll throw new homes, mate. Nice. You know what? It might not be that bad.
There's no French people here.
Thank you.
*Sigh*
*gunshot*
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
*Strange noise*
Thank you.
So, we now live under the bridge of France.
- We're just confidential. - So this is where we live now.
How did people run out of gas? Why don't the French have gas stations, Lucas? This is your bullshit. It is quite bullshit. I'm driving for fucking ever. It's true, literally. Why don't they have gas stations?
I don't know.
Maybe this is how they want, maybe they have a population problem. They want people to get trapped here.
and live under bridges.
This is definitely somehow your fault, girlfriend.
Oh no, I like it here, the nice French air.
under the nice French bridge.
Nice French car, passerbyers.
No one cares about us, so no one pulls over to ask if we're okay.
.
So day three under the bridge.
I'm going to go.
Day three, it gets quite boring.
the whole bridge thing. I was much more excited the first day.
Sleeping's okay, it's not too bad.
- Thank you.
There's a lot of noise
but you get used to it on the second day.
Day 7 now
Still quite hungry.
forcing our human minds to be able to extract the air, the water from the air to hydrate ourselves.
the French would build a motorway.
Dumbasses! Luke, this is your fault!
I like it here. It's day seven.
I'm starting to like it. - Why the French did this to us?
I don't know why they did this to us. Maybe this is what they want. Maybe they want people under their bridges.
You lure them in. Is that why they have unchecked immigration? It might be.
Think about it.
This is unacceptable and France must pay. They must pay the ultimate price. What's the ultimate price?
Lambo recovery car. How'd he find us? We've been lost for nine days.
It's not my fault. You're a French cunt and nobody likes it. That's a real fucking gas station, Luke. Of all the people in the world who I despise, we're just on the top of the list. Fuck you, Luke. This isn't my fault. I didn't do this. That was because the car stopped.
It ain't my fucking fault. It's I'm a French. I might be the only French one here. That might be true. Good dickhead.
You know you're smoking, yeah?
That's petrol, bro.
This can't be normal. I don't think they'll let you smoke. I'm ready for the boom.
It is actually almost like now.
I don't know if anyone on Tech Confidential's notice is this. Marcel's black.