Transcript
*MUH*
They're confident just that.
Why is the table like this, Tristan?
It's boozing.
It's a booze table.
Guys.
My Instagram has an ad.
for backgammon.
I've never, ever,
Ever, ever, ever.
other than take hominage all in this room,
played backhand.
I've never looked up the rules. I didn't, zero online. There's no, even take confidential at this very, very moment doesn't know that I've ever played back in it.
It's true because it's filmed in events. Because it's filmed in now.
They don't even know. No one knows. Except for Instagram. Instagram knows. The phone listens to your microphone.
and it knows everything you do. - So let me give this a try. You've been Googling back, I mean. - No, I literally haven't. I'd say if I had, I literally have not done any,
I don't think the word backgammon has ever been entered in my phone. How do you spell it? I didn't even know how to spell it. Now I know. The phones listen to us and they put adverts, which are applicable, as they build their huge data files on our lives so they can use them against us. Let me get this straight. Your Instagram is filled with backgammon.
Gay porn and being born. What did I say about the New World Order and the phone and them listening to us? I know it's the phone. You're right. I'm telling you you're right. The New World Order is the phone, bro. You can't escape it.
That's the New World Order. At least show me chess. I play chess. I have the chess app. I play chess. Exactly. Then I need to show you that. You already play it.
You already have the hat.
Glad to make you get a new app.
It's a little bit.
So I'm driving through rural Romania. I live in a country which is rural, very rural, and I'm going to a part of Romania which is extremely rural. And people often ask me, hey, did you move there to get off grid? Because they have this idea that if you go far enough away from the cities that you're off grid and you're safe from the new world order.
of bank accounts, lots of residencies. I live in many, many places. It's very difficult for anyone to track down and say exactly where is my life. No one government controls my entire existence. I have 11 driver's licenses. We live in a world now of globalization and it's nearly impossible to be off grid. I get stopped for speeding five times a week. No one does shit because I have so many driver's licenses and you guys should do the same thing.
Same thing with passports, man. If I fuck up big time and England wants me in jail, I could fly on a Nigerian passport or an American. You can't ban me from driving. It's very, very hard to control me because I put myself on a bunch of grids. The idea of going off-grid is old-fashioned thinking and it's outdated. But when discussing this, people often talk about the New World Order, and the New World Order has many various different definitions. Some people see the New World Order as the shadow cartel for the politicians. Some people see it as the Rothschilds or the Illuminati or the banking sector.
to surmise what the new world order is. But for me, I think the new world order is very simple. I think the new world order is the smartphone. I think the smartphone is the new world order. So let's charge me. I think the smartphone is the new world order. Why? Because they know who you talk to. They know what you say. They know what websites you visit. Your banking app is on there or Apple Pay. So they know where you spend money, how much you spend, where your money comes from.
They listen to your conversations. How many times have you talked about something, banana smoothies, and then you're scrolling through Facebook a few minutes later and there's adverts for banana smoothie makers. And they go, we don't listen to you. Of course you don't. They listen to everything you say. They know where you are all of the time. So unless you're gonna quit having a phone, then you're always gonna be part of the new world order because the new world order is basically just controlling people and knowing everything about everyone. And that's your phone. And we're all addicted and we're never gonna give it up. So let's stop pretending that there's a world in which you're gonna live without a smartphone.
got to prove to you something. Do you remember when you used to be able to take the battery out of your phone, out of the back? All the old people like me remember that, but that's all ended now. You can't buy a phone in which you can do that anymore. And that's because even if you turn your phone off, they still listen to you and they still know exactly where you are and where you go. People have this idea, this false idea that, ah, but if I have a password on my phone and the police can't get into the password, then my phone's safe. Listen, if the police know your phone number,
then they can tell you which phone is yours and then they know where you are all of the time. That's it. Done. It's not complicated. So I'm going to prove something to you here. So I've got an application here called Waze on my phone, which is a navigation application. And I am using Apple CarPlay. So Apple CarPlay is when your phone is mirrored on your car. You can see it here. I have Spotify, Waze, Telephone. You can see it all here. The point I'm making is I'll put them side by side. The reason I'm doing this is to show you that
screen is not the BMW's internal navigation system. This is a direct reflection of my phone. Weighs on my phone, weighs on the BMW. Apple CarPlay, very, very simple. If I turn my phone off, the map on the car should stop updating or it should crash. It should close completely because it's a reflection of my phone's location and my phone's no longer on. So let's test exactly that,
It's been a long time since I've been to turn my phone off.
Turn off. Slide the power off. Off. So now that my phone is off, it shouldn't be broadcasting its location anywhere. Why would my off phone broadcast its location or listen to me? Why would my off phone be allowed or able to stay connected with a BMW and a BMW entertainment system to show my location on a screen when it's powered off?
Why is it updating in real time?
That's a reflection of my phone's location, but my phone has been turned off. So turning your phone off doesn't change anything. You can't escape the new world order. They will still know where you are. They will still listen to you. Literally updates. Literally, it's updating real time. My phone is off. Literally. Everyone who doubts me, I'm going to turn it back on.
Come on, phone. Don't pretend you're not on. Oh, now you're powering up. Oh, you're powering up. You've already been on enough to broadcast to my BMW the whole time.
competition but it wants to repeat the test new world order you cannot escape you are a peon a slave as long as you have one of these phones you're a slave they know where you are they know what you say you know where you spend your money and they will they will blast you with advertising until the fact you until the point you say something they don't like and then they will put you in jail for some garbage with some subjective law and illegal system which is corrupt bought and paid for and as long as if you're sitting there thinking well if i move to out into the woods if i move to montana i'll be fine not if you have a phone you won't and you
I am in rural Transylvania and I can't escape being called Spiderman. So if I can't escape, no one can.
I have a Dubai place in Shazza. Dubai is one of the ones that I have. I didn't know you did that. I'm Arab. My beef. Shake your hair.
*music*
*music*
Tristan, what are you gonna do when I eat the saltiest potato in the world? Nothing, I don't care anymore. No, but look, look how much salt is this big grains of sea salt sticking deep into the potatoes. Tristan, that does look like the saltiest potato. What will you do if I eat the saltiest potato? Tristan, he's about to do it. Ah, Tristan.
Tristan, what are you gonna do?
Nobody cares. What are you going to do about that?
Shit. So you and me are too afraid to do anything. Take off a lentil's gone down here. What are we buying like baguettes like?
What do you mean? So you admit you're too afraid to do anything about the fact.
I know I ate the saltiest potato. I think that's more impressive than the other guys, personally. I agree. What did you do to eat the saltiest fry in the world?
What would you do?
I'm sorry to take a moment of your life. I'm sorry. Tristan, what will you do if I eat nothing again like a coward? When are you going to take action?
and do something. You need to stop this somehow. You need to stop this.
Tristan's right. We need to do something to take off an inch. I propose we get a huge jet
And we go to
Recube. Sure. Tomorrow? Yep.
It was nice. - Mice. - Mice. - It's done now, it's officially set on Take Off Endage, we can't not go to it. - Come here, Take Off Endage is the boss. - Exactly. Go on the rectum. - Come in.
- Got a toothbrush? - Do you have a toothbrush, Tristan?
We're going to Requevent. Tristan, what do you do if I eat a salty or potato? I break my own world record in Requevent.
What will you do about it? Thank you. I'm just going to put some on here. Tristan, when are you going to finally face up to the fact that you're nothing but a piece of shit, loser, loner that nobody likes?
When are you going to finally admit what you are? You're very mean to me. I want you to admit that I ate the salty potato in the world. You did fucking something. He is very mean to you, isn't he? Like a fucking coward.
You've been living your whole life. I see your salty potatoes and I raised you the most deejone mustardy onion leaf in the universe. Okay. Whoa. Now it's on.
*laughs*
So I have no idea where Andrew Tristan are. Literally no idea. I've just been going around. I was in the wall room. There was doorbell ringing.
There's boomboxes?
That was it.
.
I have no clue where Andrew and Tristan are.
There's just so much movies.
Thank you.
Let's just do a little bit of work. Let's just go sit down at the battle stations. Remember those computers we bought. Remember when I said, "Finding the most exciting."
expensive computers that Apple make, the ones they use to modify Hollywood movies,
cost $75,000 each. You know, remember when I did that? Yep.
Oh. Oh, the police took our computers. This is literally my first time in here. First one ever. I've never ever been here. You've never been? No, never.
Ah, the police took the emergency meeting for Cuber.
They took all the cameras. Christina won't have anything to steady move in. Steady cams moving, but Scott Adams wife steady with the camera. Excellent. Sorry she's done. I said to her, you've done so well. A nice steady, steady hand job. If she gets upset and doesn't do her job, I can switch it to steady that time. Scott Adams wife.
I'm going all day.