Transcript
- I can see Paradis here. So I think we're going to have to go for this one. Can I ask how much it is per glass? - That goes for 350 pounds. - 350 pounds per glass?
I'll take three glasses of that then. Thank you very much.
*Mario's Outro*
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm going to stay in the car.
Thank you.
*pain*
Another day in England.
Not a license for that fault.
Suddenly I can't drive as fast as I like.
Oh, it's 20. Oh, I'm surfing 30 on a 20. Yeah. Oh, speed limits.
Okay.
My bad, squeaky.
.
We can't be back here again.
You keep doing this every single time. We get to London, he literally, literally spends like 50 G's on fucking clothes. Yeah, I spent 50 G's yesterday on Taylor Swift.
inside the room.
I wore the same jacket and every single episode of the Sawyer. And now we're here. Mom, there's a trick! Yay! Business class! We're gonna die beat before we leave America. Yeah.
I can hang him up, mate.
That's what it is, they're all just hung up super nicely.
I need some room.
Oh my booze is here, wonderful.
I'm the real world, Luke.
Literally, last time we were here.
Every single time.
Money isn't real, it's numbers on a screen. Clothes are real. Clothes keep you warm in the winter. If I was out in the ice cold, and I had six tracksuits that cost four grand each, I might survive. If I looked at my number on the screen, and it was a hundred thousand more,
is Burberry Kashmir.
This is Under Armour, $7.
tracksuit
bombs from Under Armour.
$40. Yeah, so he's $47. I'm 4,700 pounds. It's alright, tonight you're gonna see my new suits.
You guys, when you're driving your Lamborghini
I was, I spent, sorry, I picked up 44,000 pounds worth of suits and I spent 50,000 pounds more
on more suits. Let's fire them.
- In the company, we're firing. - Shit. - We can fire this to take confidence with camera man. - Fuck.
Take care of the interviewer and say bye to Luke.
He's firing.
Does this happen?
collapsing and as it limps on as it limps forward some people like us accidentally get super super rich you know why they're doing that the reason they're printing all this money you're turning everything we're putting all this money and they're doing it because they know it's all gonna fall apart
So their plan is let's print a bunch of money while people still respect the money and then we can buy a bunch of assets and then when it falls apart we control all the assets. So they're deliberately making it rain in key areas. Imagine there's a map and in one country it's raining money and the other countries are all a desert. It's dry. That's where the peons live in the desert because they need the peons to be broke to keep working hard for the money because the people who have all the money don't like to work hard. Right? But what happens is people like me, we look at the map and we realize where that one country is because it's very hard to make the elites extremely rich and not make anybody else rich.
actually harder than you think when people like me who are perspicacious are paying attention and putting ourselves in the same positions as the elites i'm doing the same things they're doing they just don't know i'm doing it so in their little rain country i've turned up and put a few buckets down and and now
- When Ryan Carter's on the phone. - Again.
We've been in this car for one hour in the back of this chauffeured car.
Hebo on Aston Martin TBS.
And I bought, it's a surprise what I bought.
It's a surprise.
Surprise. You'll see. Surprise.
Surprise, surprise. It costs $200,000 but it's a surprise.
You guys can't keep doing this. Money's not real. You can't tell me what to do, because I'll fight you.
We'll be right back.
We'll be right back.
you
you
- I'm here today at the prestigious Bulgari Hotel in Knightsbridge to smoke a cigar that's probably worth more than everything you're wearing and all the money in your wallet. The reason I'm doing this is because I found out there are only two of these cigars left known in the world. They were rolled in 1989. That makes him one year younger than I am. And this is the place that has him. Let's go. - Hello, my friend, how are you? - Very good. - How are you today?
Always good to see you, it's always good to see you Peter. So I heard a rumor that you have two very special cigars in this cigar lounge, is that true? The rumor is actually true. We do have a couple of very very special Cuban Davidoff. As you may know the Davidoff factory moved out of Cuba in the 91. 91 to Geneva. Exactly, therefore this one has been rolled in 1986. 1986? Wow.
anniversary number one made to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the factory in Cuba. And very, very nice cigar. I haven't smoked one of those unfortunately, but I can tell that I met people who did and they told me that they are very rich and meaningful cigars and they bring you back to the 60s and 70s in the Cuba streets.
I've never been to the streets of Cuba, but you know what? I'm going there today because I would please like one of your fine Davidoff Cuban cigars. That's beautiful. That would make this cigar two years older than me. So how do they keep it in such good condition? I assume it hasn't always fitted the Bulgari. What's the journey of this kind of thing? Do you know? I do, actually. Back in the days, this was already a special cigar when they made it because it was made for an anniversary. The port was already something that they produced.
very little amount. And our boss, Mr. Sakia, likes to keep very very special stuff. Therefore, maybe back in the days they had been lucky, they had a good call, but they knew that something was going on with Davidoff.
the perfect condition no matter what. Because if you mess up with a cigar for a couple weeks, that's it. All the years of keeping it is over almost. Even three days. Yeah, it is. And this has been kept for 35 years now. And it's actually, if you touch it, it's very, very good. Yeah, it is. And very ready to smoke. It's brand new. So, I'll take this. Give me two H-Uppens. Maybe you've got a H-Uppens Connoisseur V.
or something like that. - How do you have a pin of therapy? - Yeah, give me two H.O.N. Kotasorais for my colleagues. And yeah, I look forward to it. I'll find you over there. - Thank you very much. - Straight cut? - Straight cut, my friend. - Thank you very much. I appreciate it. - I'll bring it over.
Now, my friend,
Before we get started,
Do you have any alcohol worthy of drinking with a cigar like this?
I actually do.
You do? I knew you would. I knew you would. What have you got? Before we light these, I don't want to leave them burning while I'm waiting for my drinks. I think we should order some drinks first.
that are worth it.
Can you share with me the case? Of course, please.
I have right the cabinet.
So you want to
Bye.
Thank you.
We have a very nice cabinet from our friends. And this is with some very nice cognac in it. Well, you may know EXO, which is the Paraty.
which are at least
30 years old eggs made with
the finest
All the bees? Yep.
And up there you have NSC Palladier Imperial, which is as well a 30 years old minimum age,
made with the finest of the finest. So,
Believe it or not, I have a cigar lounge at my house, and the finest cognac I have is this.
Hennessy Parody here. So I think we're going to have to go for this one. For the final. Can I ask how much it is per glass? That goes for 350 pounds. 350 pounds per glass. Yes.
I'll take three glasses of that. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
so...
People say cigars are...
I say cigars are the best example in the world of literally burning money.
So before we light this on fire,
Could you just remind me one more time how much this one costs? That would be £1300
1,300 British pounds, close to 2,000 American dollars.
and I intend to enjoy every second of it.
.
Come on Andrew, you've got to choose me with this.
- Yeah, we'll have to show you.
you
By the way, it's four o'clock in the afternoon. Perfect time to start thinking. Perfect time to start thinking.
Okay.
Okay, that is very, very smokeful.
*whistling*
That is, even Andrew who hates cognac has to admit.
*laughs*
Thank you.
*sad music*
35 years ago, somebody rolled that and put it in a box.
in Cuba.
The company changed locations in 1991 to Geneva
No Davidoffs have enrolled in Cuba since then.
That cigar has made its way across the world
And now me,
It wasn't even born when it was made.
Thank you.
I'm going to be smoking it here in London.
It's really quite cool.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
How was the boost?
13 plus years old.
This booze is older than you.
Nice. You did not exist when some man was putting this into a cast.
- No.
Thank you very, very much. And welcome back to the 60s in Cuba.
Mm-hmm.
Mm -hmm.
It's...
It's different.
It's different.
Thank you.
Amen.
- Yeah.
You know, if I switched exclusively
lead to these.
if they existed and smoked five of them a day like I do with other cigars, I'd definitely go bro.
But...
It's good for a one-off.
If you were to tell me
Nine years ago, I'd spend 1,300 pounds
I didn't smoke, nor did I have.
1800 pounds.
There you go.
I've heard it.
Am I gonna upset all the connoisseurs by saying it's basically the same?
- Yeah.
Well, they're free to come and fight me.
They're loose.
They will lose. Thank you very much. I'm going to tell you something about this to go on.
It's like...
taking the virginity of a really beautiful woman
I get to have this
and no one else gets to have it again.
It is a little bit better.
But the real pleasure is in the fact that
Somebody else would love to have me.
and I get it.
that's why this
That makes sense.
I'll give you that.
I agree with that.
Thank you very much.
There's only two of these
And in the city of London, do you know of any cigars this old?
Apart from like museums and stuff?
- Uh,
there might get
even older cigar but not
Gerard Davido
Therefore, not that they are... no
physically existing anymore
So there might be some older Cubans
- No.
still limited editions from a specific moment in time that they
might be replicated in the future.
Yes, yes, yes.
This will never be ever made again.
As far as I know, that one is probably one of the rarest
cigar in the
I don't want to say in the word, but
- Closed to him. - Yeah, closed to him.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it very much. It's good. Enjoy.
I will.
Yeah.
You know there are lots of people, fine people,
run like cigar with new channels
Cigar Review Twitter pages, Cigar Instagram pages,
They will never ever ever smell her.
Isn't that nuts?
it's like their whole identity, that's all they do
and they never get to smoke.
-
I didn't even hear about the time I defeated 25 ninjas.
- I'm on combat.
No, tell me.
I was walking through a field.
by myself.
25 million years.
some awesome
That is how I imagine the story.
started to
- But why would a ninja have a samurai?
because they work with the salmon.
Oh.
Chinese Japanese collaboration.
trying to
- Thank you.
after i defeat them
variándome
I have one small cup.
and that drop of
live with.
that fell on the grass.
drunk by a spider.
Okay.
and that's why
"Oh, you told me this before, I know I haven't."
Should we tell the tech off of the interview?
No.
No.
They don't deserve to know.
Luke, why does this cigar cost more than all your
You have money, why aren't you... okay. I like my clothes. And actually, I'm not sure it does. Your jumper costs a thousand pounds. I'm actually not sure it does, Tristan. Shit. No, okay, sorry.
But who bought you the shoes?
No, I'm not.
Okay.
Who bought the cigar?
Revive everything, I want the jumper.
I bought him the jeans. Didn't you buy that line?
I think I've got one.
Correct.
This is what we're going to do.
- Do you know what you're doing?
Luzio.
Our existing things are free. It's weird.
- These aren't? - These aren't.
It's super weird.
It's like I have a superpower.
but they're not afraid.
The super power is you have money.
and you're too lazy to buy your own stuff to try and look
So we make you do things.
And then you never have money because it's tied up
some DeFi project.
Yeah.
time so you make us pay for it.
I feel like this booze is free. Let's start invoicing and lose.
Okay, add 350.
think so Luke's
good cigar as well
My sparkling water.
End of an era.
35 year journey
come to an end today.
in
wanting to smoke.
I literally
took 1,300 pounds.
- Let it on fire.
Was it enjoyable?
If I had 1,301 pounds in my bank,
and I will
I'd be so sad.
but
I could do this every day. I could do this five times a day.
Who win the fight a thousand and a half years?
- Billion Ants. - I'm talking about the N. - Billion Ants. - This iconic Saigon
with our auntie.
And you're interrupting me by hand. It's billions of hands. I guess it depends if they come in a big wave or if they're like even more trickled out so they can destroy them. I imagine that swarm in a plague of the Entenberg is the end of one of the world's rarest
oldest cigar. But who would win in a fight?
Millionaires. 1,000 millionaires. 1,000 millionaires.
Bants.
brave who got to reach the end.
Great plan. We love you on the way.
No way anyone comments and answers. They can't win. They'll lose.
Almost one, one way to find out.
We can't just keep going around, getting cars.
What about this one?
Peace.
Yeah, one of these.
We just put on a helmet at all times.
- Nah.
of
What's simple to do?
Four.
*Dude plus dude is four, minus one that's three quick maths* *laughs* That's not a conclusion. How you doing? I was good.
We can't keep doing this.
You don't need another Ferrari.
You already have two.
Only two.
-
Okay.
Is this the future? I have two hands, correct? Yes. And I have two feet.
-
It doesn't mean you need four floors. It's four. *Dude plus dude is four, minus one that's three quick maths*
Thank you.
- Yeah.
*sad*
He's gonna get fucking smoked. Right, he's gonna have to get one. These are literally the future. You're gonna have to get two. Yeah.
Beautiful.
20 NSF 90
It would teach you a lesson, Luke. Man, these are the future. Are these electric cars cool? They might be.
They might be cool. They might be super cool.
So if I... What are we doing here?
It's Aston Martin Garage.
Thank you.
- -
Thank you.
Thank you.
*gunshot*
Thank you.
*music*
Outro Music.