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Reallocating the boons from Luke's cup into Luke's digestive system.
Listen, we've got to keep the party going. No, we don't. Keep the action on. Luke had the time of his life yesterday. I didn't. We don't need to keep any action. Yesterday, booze in all day. Drinking loads of booze. Jet skis, booze. Booze in all day. Club booze, restaurant booze. Two hours sleep. No sleep. Booze, booze, booze. I think we've got to keep the groove flowing. No, we can finally take a break. Don't. Stay in the groove.
If you thought yesterday was crazy, you should see what I'm like today. Today is going to be awful. Shame. You better buckle the fuck up. I'm down. Luke, is your mom singing?
Is your mom singing? I call my mom fat. Yeah. See, the fat woman's not singing. I can't hear her. Can you hear her? Jimmy, that ain't over. We've just fucking begun. Luke. So you better buckle up for the most crazy thing ever. Tristan, even you're not ready for what's about to happen. I'm down. Oh, no more.
landed their own game and made them invent their own new... They had invent new rules to stop
- That's why you're coming.
So what, in this one?
I was there with this. Shit. You only need to wear masks. Oh, we got Corona. I haven't heard about that recently. I thought it was all gone, man. Thank you.
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Thank you.
So, it's like, in Disneyland, if you're eating, you have to have their masks. So what I did was, I put my mask here, I held my popcorn in this area, and then I got some popcorn like this. And I walked around Disneyland doing everything I wanted. Ah.
You know what, Tristan? James could actually put it back to where my trick was. I'm filming.
And if you're filming, it's like you're distracted, you can't hear them.
The oppression! I still haven't put it on. I'm not putting it on. Now I have to sit down to eat. You know who they made that rule up for? Us. They've been watching us off the cameras for two hours doing this to every security time. They've been pulling more down us. And now they've just made up a new rule to try and get us. The only way to get around the mask has been...
pretend we're eating forever. Yeah so I stand like this and every time the security guard comes
They are really good chairs aren't they?
I told you, look. Told you to get something nice and crazy. Yeah, that's super good. We've got chairs.
I know. The art.
out
Yeah
Art Basel, super, you know, RE. What do you mean? Yeah, this is really good action.
You know, I think we should do this type of action more often.
Tristan, we've got loads of action here.
made me feel ripped off.
What do you mean ripped off? That's how art makes me feel.
All right.
All three.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
The reason I took you here is actually because... I made new friends, though. No, no, no. I actually want to reveal to the Jake Convention people for the first time...
I'm actually an artist and we're here to see my exhibition.
Nice. So which one did you make?
- I'm lazy.
We're going to go to my exhibition and I'm going to show you.
- That's what I made. - So that's what you've been doing. - All this time I've been a super artist.
So you don't sleep and you've just been doing art? - I do art.
I did that quickly, but that's not the long- Wait, my fault, your fault? Yeah, exactly. My fault, your fault.
talks about the difference between when you're arguing with somebody and you know you're wrong, but you don't want to admit it because your ego is now attached.
and my fault, your fault, and you're flipping between, and you're laying at home and you miss her. - He's not an arc-crainer. - You bang her best friend, it all goes wrong.
And that's what happened. My fault, your fault. I made that.
It's really good, Andrew. I'm thankful.
I made most of this stuff.
Tristan, why don't you support your brother? I made all of them.
- Sorry.
I bet this sock could really make you feel warm.
It could, inside.
Warm inside. Look at the colors.
It's a blanket.
Yeah, no, no, no, the colors. The colors are different.
Actually, until we hear the troll music.
And you're enjoying it.
Yeah, it's super fun. Look at the colors.
Look at the butt-
How many buttons do you think they are?
There's probably a symbolic number of buttons.
- Pays for.
I figured it out Tristan.
Guys, I figured it out. I'm going to become an artist.
I am.
I am. I've thought it through.
So but you're telling this now I'm not just wait wait till you might yeah, so I
It's going to be, obviously, you need a mask and you need vaccination to get inside of my exhibition, which is going to be amazing.
And it's gonna start off, you walk in,
and this could be a mirror
and on top it's going to say slave.
And there you are, go look into yourself. But what happens when people like me turn on? No, it's going to be called a deep introspection. And as you go from mirror to mirror, it's going to say slave, loser. I have something just for you. Yeah, loser. Loser is for you. You see? So that way they get hit with everything at all times. Big loser.
Yeah, big loser. Ah.
You may have figured this out. We may have figured it out. Tristan's scared of a lot. Yeah. So I just wanted to do it.
Yeah, he's really scared, isn't he?
A deep introspection.
Loads of mirrors.
Like, in truth, I get with...
Moron.
Loads of things.
Tristan, admit you'd like my art exhibition.
Just admit you wanna go. I admit you're never going to do this, and you- you just don't- stop saying things. Andrew, can I get the funds, please? Of course, no problem. When do you need Bitcoin? Yep. You fund his artisans. I will fund his artisans. It's gonna be fucking good. I'm gonna fund it.
and it's going to take place in your bedroom.
There's already mirrors all over my bedroom. You're just going to write words on it with a permanent bed. That's not art. That's a bed. Who are you to tell me what art is? And if you do that, I'm selling your bed. Who are you to tell me what art is?
I'm going to sell your bed and take pictures of you laying on the floor in a 12-bedroom mansion with a Ferrari outside and call it, I don't know. What are we calling it? Poverty? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I think I'm going to take pictures of you in the mansion with your Ferrari keys sleeping on the floor. No, Tristan, that's a good one. That's a good piece and I completely agree. I'm going to call it Priority.
I actually think we can take the art industry just by storm.
So basically what I was thinking of doing is reallocating the booze from Luke's cup into Luke's digestive system. This is bullshit. I was going to talk about a big five million dollar move but obviously we're too busy trying to make Luke finish his drink as normal. This is bullshit. We have priorities here.
There's more and more people just ganging up on me.
That's what's happening
Is this bullshit? Welcome to the animal world, Luke. Welcome to the big school, Luke.
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Thank you.
Sorry we care.
No.
I fucking hate this group
*music*
Thank you.
Thank you.
*outro music*
*Fighting*
Hey!
Oh, shit!
*music*
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- The box of booze. - The booze box. - You got the scouts. - The smokes. - The pocket full of smokes, box full of booze. - Liquid death? - Yeah. - I told Tristan to get one bottle of vodka and one bottle of whiskey, and he got the biggest bottles. Tristan, there's no way this is getting drunk. They're monumental. - Why don't you go fuck yourself? - It's not freaking liquid death. - It's all. - I need to keep the boz going. - I'm pretty serious. -
are we so degenerate how did we all end up rich well we're celebrating his birthday for a start that's extra degeneracy is needed happy birthday Justin Waller happy birthday happy birthday tastes like death is this illegal drinking on the street probably
we're just chasing it yeah well make me a mixed drink oh I got it make me a mixed drink pour
- I'm gonna pay my car. - Hey, you tried to bring him a little bit, because he said that's four cars.
Why did we get the Ferris wheel VIP booth? Because we were VIPs, we wanted to go to Ferris wheel. All it is is like leather seats and a glass floor. That's the VIP experience.
That sounds like the best thing that's ever happened in my life. Better than wrestling a manatee. I mean, we were looking for a manatee.
I wish we found one.
I know that you and me would have wrestled a manatee. Absolutely. Onto the boat. Onto the boat. Look at those fat bitches you were trying to wrangle them. Might as well have been. All of them. All of them. There was no, there was zero wrangle on the boat. Wait, I, hey, hey, hey, hey. Sterling, Sterling, I see one, I see one.
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That's your one. She sounds like she's from Louisiana.
I ain't that strong.
What is this?
Lamborghini seats. Well, Ferris wheel. VIP.
Better know it. Better know it.
Get in took. Let me tell you, it's harder than it looks. It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll.
It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll. Holy shit, man.
- Goddamn boatman that is this degenerate shit? - Hell yeah, it's ridiculous. - I thought you'd start putting everything in the freezer. - Yeah, go ahead, Marfa. - I'll have one more picture. - That's fuck out. - That's so good. - Boom. - All right.
- Yeehaw!
Woo! Woo! We gotta keep on the stove! I wanna dance! You wanna sing? I don't wanna love you but you wanna wait by me? Well there's nothing I can do! I only wanna be with you! What is this? What is this?
Woo! I wanna be with you!
*Sings*
You afraid to crash it or something? You want the iceberg! Captain goes down with the ship! Alright, gentlemen!
Let's booze! Woo!
What time is it?
Booze o'clock. Game time. It's 10:30 in the morning. Booze o'clock.
That's the time it is. Woo!
You're gonna be wooing on every future trip you take. You're now on. You're gonna be wooing everywhere.
So, happy birthday Justin. This boat tour is supposed to end in 10 minutes. We've been sending it for number 19. Oh yeah. It's on me. We're refueling. He said I'm running out of fuel. I said do the fuel stuff. I'll pull some gas stations too.
My Amex never once tried to use cheese. - Woo! - Woo!
*music*
YEAH!
Let's get it!
Hero!
What's going on, hero?
This is funny as fuck! Let's get it!
Yes, sir.
We'll get you.
The boys!
Whitewood!
Yeah!
I'm not.
I'm not.
.
That's fucking funniest.
On move!
- Hey, a-boom!
Rich boy shit.
*Sings*
dinners. You're gonna come at me with kinda single online. Accept it. Yeah, it's game over. He's not watching. What's my career? I'm a professional whore. Love it.
Yeah, Andrew Tate, four -time kickboxing world champion. Whoa! Trillionaire, humble, nice guy. Dominant. Dominant? Would you describe me as dominant? I mean, I want you to be.
i mean that was me saying that but i have like my boyfriend though listen i think the world's ready for the asteroid i think we've got to a point now we need to just welcome because there's 72 virgins waiting for me there's no virgins in my head i can leave for five minutes i knew what was gonna happen though because i know i made it so stupid you know my guys who wants chaos you know what it is
i came on that's not clear my way you get off the show you gotta get off the show now
You got me
Down.
again.