Transcript
Good show, African!
What are we doing here?
It's Aston Martin Garage.
you
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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*Humming*
Thank you.
Big Tiger.
*door opens*
Thank you.
So I watched No Time to Die.
Obviously, and there's a very short scene. There's like four seconds of a DBS.
And I'm James Bond, aren't I?
You are James Bond. So I need a DBS.
And then also, don't you remember when we were in Munich and we pulled the cover off of the 765?
He's a normal brother.
Thank you.
I'm not.
- It's me. - The police of the ring are gonna hate me. They're gonna hate me. - They're gonna hate you. - How fun life was.
Don't you remember back in the summer that we drove down through Croatia? Do you remember all the adventures we used to have? Yeah. Bro, that was not even close. Not even close.
That was fun.
What have we been doing recently?
We've been doing nothing besides...
No, we've still been adventuring all around.
souls. Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I was just trying to justify my new purchase.
It can't be to just pull the cover off.
Welcome to the real world. The real world is, I'm actually being born.
So about the beatness.
super leggera
Got the carbon badges.
Isn't she gorgeous?
She is gorgeous.
How can I be James Bond if I don't have an ass?
Can you admit that I am actually
every time I say less.
Um,
You are completely right. Money's not real.
I completely right.
Because I'm now James Bond, I decided to drive this around in
Wear a suit.
Maybe we should go to McLaren. I'll buy McLaren.
We don't need more.
You can't go to McLaren. We can't take the brand new DBS and drive to McLaren. That is unreasonable.
when we get in that car, I promise we're not going to
Alright.
*Sigh*
Can I shoot? You can't shoot? Can I fight? You can't fight. Do I bitches? Yep, you got bitches. Am I above the law? You are above the law. I break basically every law and rule there is. Could drive as well.
That's right. So what am I doing not having a DBS? I can't live my whole life up until this point not owning a DBS. Disgraceful.
Luckily that's fixed. It is fixed isn't it? Solved. Problem solved. I didn't realize there was a problem. I identified it. Solved it immediately.
welcome to mclaren technology center luke
i told you the first thing we do when we bought an aston is go buy a baron in this camp why try and keep people like you doubters out
people like me can't be stopped man this place is fucking awesome they might win
We will find out because this one's fucking awesome. All right, McLaren.
Thank you.
Thank you.
*Ding*
*Sounds of the wind*
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So I'm James Bond. I'm James Bond now. This is very James Bond-y. No, but I actually am.
The difference between the Superfast and this is that the Superfast is a scalpel. And that this is like a steak knife. It's still sharp, but sometimes a bit of jagged. You understand it catches a bit. Scalpel's just straight through. It's a bit of a steak knife. Sometimes it's a bit like the power's a little bit lumpy. Sometimes the weight distribution isn't right, so it's a bit glary on a corner. But if you're James Bond, obviously you can handle those things. They made it difficult on purpose to keep James Bond entertained.
That's what the DBS is all about. Makes sense. I'm very, very happy with my purchase. Overall, I'm extremely impressed and satisfied.
So it's a good buy. It was a good buy, Luke. All in all, I'm impressed and satisfied, which is a good thing. Now I'm thinking to put the largest exhaust ever.
So it's super loud to annoy everybody. Ever? Ever. I'm going to have a huge Quicksilver exhaust system on it. So for that reason, that's actually the only reason I'm tempted to go back to Romania,
exhaust system on my car. Does that make me crazy? Might make you a bit crazy, but also what else is there to do? What else is there to do? But then, do I want to drive back? Because it's going to be rainy motorways. Maybe I should put it on a truck. Maybe we should jump on a private jet. Luke, life can never slow down. Speed, momentum. As long as we keep going quickly, we cannot fail. We have to do everything we can possibly do, as much of it as possible. We're going to spend all of our human hours, waking hours, doing Aikido, buying supercars, going here, going there, jumping on a private jet. Fucking 15 women.
endless jizz. It's the secret. Too many people are out here reading books, relaxing. I'm just going to have a day to chill. That's why they haven't got shit. Can't chill. Not allowed. Not allowed to chill. No chill allowed. No chill.
So, what I say we do is we go to the most expensive restaurant I can possibly fucking find tonight. Find a way to get this on a truck. And then, we got a private jet.
The most expensive restaurant you can find in London.
Bro, I know Salt Bay. Not many people know that me and Salt Bay are a type like that. He's my boy. You know who Salt Bay is? The salt sprinkler man? Yes. My guy. Me and him met in Dubai. He's my friend. We're going there. We're going to go there, and I'm going to spend a bunch of money. Because if I spend enough money, it pleases the gods of finance. The problem is all these broke boys is they're stingy. They hold on to their money. Me, I spend it all, and it pleases the finance gods.
put more in my bank. That's business. That is how it works. It is exactly how it works. It's what we teach at Hustlers University in the war room. All the money you have, spend it all, but don't spend it in the wrong places. Spend it in the right places. We teach you where. And then you get a good feeling, right? Because spending money is fun. So now you get to spend money, which is fun, but in the right places that brings more money back. That's what Hustlers University is about. That's how we get rich. So we have to go out tonight and have the most expensive dinner possible. I'll message you my boy Salt Bay.
We're gonna do Aikido on the plane. Your boy Salt Bae. We're doing Aikido on the plane Luke. That's the plan. That's the plan.
- Hey, Jake, hey.
*music*
After I joined the war room, that was the year I made $100,000.
One year ago, I did not even have a business. I didn't make money. Now I make five figures every month. If I didn't join the War Room, I would be nowhere near where I am today. A lot of people had a bad time in the place. I was not one of them. And I credit a lot of that to being in the War Room. That's one of the things that I'm learning in the War Room. There are multiple ways to make money.
Making money is easy. You just take it from somebody. Literally, you can change your life and make it. And when he talked about building a place where he could speak freely. In the War Room, you learn how to be James Bond, where you can just pick up any weapon you use. And the thing that really hooked me on it was this opportunity to invest in the CBAs.
The diversification of the war room allowed me to expand even further what I had wanted to expand, which is the thing that's worth. Joining the war room opened my eyes because I saw what was possible. The war room was like a rabbit hole that lifted the veil on all the shit that I thought I knew that wasn't true. But I really said, "Okay, I found my truck. I found the men who see the world like I want to see it."
Anywhere else in the world. Except in the world. Thank you very much, gentlemen.
*crickets*
*thud*
*thud*
you
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*Burps*
Marcel always always always orders hot chocolates
No, we all got cappuccinos.
And he got hot chocolate.
I'm a couple of...
Listen, me, Tristan and Luke drink coffee.
So why are you drinking hot chocolate? You always do this. We always drink hot chocolate. This is hot chocolate.
help him.
I know that
Yeah. But the temperature is hot chocolate.
The coffee.
No hot chocolate
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He drinks hot chocolate.
- Thank you.
- Well why? - Why do you sit there?
All the same is you will never catch me in my drum again. Absolutely. You will never catch me in Tristan's drum.
Never.
You've been transformed to hot chocolate before, just to be honest. No, I haven't. No, you tricked me. Me and you had breakfast.
I remember you tricking me. No, I remember you tricking me.
He tricked me. He tried to poison me with hot chocolate. Did you try to poison my chocolate? Yeah. No, Tristan, he literally tried to get me.
You tried to poison my coffee? Yeah, you tried to poison me. We literally sat there and drank my coffee.
Literally. Everyone saw it. No, I know. After the whole drive, when you got COVID, they should have cured you from this hot chocolate. We didn't get COVID because we had drunk coffee. No, no, no. That's what I'm trying to say. Coffee's a cure. It amplifies hot chocolate. COVID amplifies hot chocolate. What? It amplifies hot chocolate. Cappuccino cures COVID.
It does.
This prevents
No, it doesn't. You had it. Espresso is like the super cure. Cappuccino is a mild medicine. But chocolate is not the vaccine.
It's not at all. It's better than the vaccine, you're right. No, it's not the vaccine.
It's not the max out. Get a vacaccino. FDA approved. FDA approved. Hot chocolate? He's still on this hot chocolate thing.
He needs a packaging on it.
So the road dogs are back together
I'm not sure about that.
Me, Tristan, Andrew.
Marcel?
All right.
We're back together. All together.
Yes.
It's been a while. It has been a while.
At least six weeks.
I could hear you now.
What are we doing?
We're rich. We should be going to Antarctica.
and we're just fucking sitting there.
around here.
Yeah. Grab ass. Yeah. You're really true. You shouldn't mind up. Luke, we have to go after our time. I agree. To annoy Tristan.
Sorry. Sorry.
- I'm the guy. - Tristan super doesn't want to go. I'm the guy. - He super doesn't want to go. - I'm the guy. - No, I'm serious. - Wait, wait, wait.
You're calling.
can do for via screen.
Did someone steal your phone? Where's my phone?
What do you mean?
You're sitting next to me.
do you approve this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait. How are you calling me asking me where you're suing?
When you're right here, I'm right. Tristan, you're already next to learners.
I'm in my second
Bro, that must be... Imposter, bro. He didn't...
He can't be calling you. - He was ringing you. - Yeah.
You're telling me that some men went in your room and took your suit
And they went out.
But Tristan, you're on.
Tristan's been here the whole time. Yeah, Tristan's been here the whole time. If someone's pretending to be me on the phone. Tristan, you're already here, so you're not the real Tristan. Someone's pretending to be me on the phone. You're not the real Tristan, so you're pretending to be Tristan. You're off the phone, you fraud. Some fraud got my number. Some guy's pretending to be Tristan. If I wasn't Tristan, why would my initials be on my cuff?
- Thank you.
Doesn't make sense. It literally just doesn't make sense. So now, so this guy is pretending he has no clothes to wear because
Someone took his suit. Someone took your suit. Some loser from Instagram who follows me. Probably. There are. It's gotta be an Instagram loser. Obsessed.
So supposedly you're not coming now because you don't have clothes to wear, but you're already here wearing your suit. I bought this suit especially tonight.
so don't
We don't need that imposter to come. Yeah.
Yeah.
I never see it as a hotel.
- Okay. - Hot chocolate.
America is a failed country. It's a dying empire, it's a failed society, even though it's a good fuck out.
- Roran? - Easy, Roran. - The what? - The pants don't even fit. - Good to see you, Roran. - Roran, what do you do? - Why is he in my closet? - Why is he in my closet? - What, what? - Why is he in my closet? - What do you mean?
Why is it moving? Can I have a
Hey, Joplin Connoisseur A or B?
- Hey. - You're not using my card again. - Has Rory finally lost his mind? - Rory, you're not using it.
Black coffee?
I'll just have some spark in it.
I do.
I do it right.
Yeah.
I thought Rory loved Hot Trollocs. I've been Rory's friend for years. I know Rory's friend.
You wouldn't know I'll be drinking coffee some more. So before you try to fill my shoes, why don't you drink some loops?
- Thank you.
It's a workplace.
- Mmh, that's so fun.
I'm just going to reply with what I would reply.
That's a good one.
I have a little bit of a second video.
All right, Tristan, you can have a listen.
Thank you. Rory's not getting anything.
He's a huge one.
I don't. I can buy my own drinks.
- This is good. - You used my card at any opportunity. - How did you get into my laptop?
- How did you get into my hotel? - Wasn't the girl terrified?
- Gotcha.
Look, all I know is I'm Tristan.
I don't know who you think I am. It says it on my cuffs. It says it
On my tailored suit. I came to my hotel room. I got a key to my hotel room. Put my suit on. And I'm not sure if you pretend this is true. Rory's not being perfect.
I'm not talking to anyone. Rory, have you finally lost your mind? You need to go out. Is that what's happened? Andrew, I'm not Rory's friend anymore, so... Hello?
Domino's.
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What? What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
Rory, the world has to know the truth. What? That we're addicted. What truth? Very badly.
Six.
Thank you.
Well that did f***ing work, did it? So we don't have an exact date but it must be between the 52 and the 56. So pre the embargo of human goods going to the United States.
from 70 years ago, kept in our human tour. - So this is the oldest cigar in London maybe?
uh i cannot say yes but it's gonna be somewhere there yes
Alright, here you go. You want to be me? You can smoke my cigar. I'll take this one.
That's not it. No, you can't. Tristan knows I pay for cigars. You can't have it. Tristan really likes ancient cigars. That's for me. Thank you. You're welcome. Strike top. You can't...
- How much that costs? - Rory, this is really weird.
- Rory, you can't just talk about someone's table in order to be here. - Yeah. I could make a nice episode about this.
Instead it's just a joke about him pretending to be me. What do you mean joke? It's going on my card, mate. I paid for it. If it was...
about a month ago.
so yeah.
What's my thing?
Where's my car? What do you mean?
- Well, I went into my hotel room. - I'm missing a card. - Yeah, on the desk is my card. So I needed my card for my 1950s cigar.
And here it is. Tristan took his car from the hotel room. His pants don't fit. Whoa! Tristan was saying this whole time how he... He couldn't wait. That's me. Ignore my friends. Yeah. Go Rory. This is weird, Rory. Really weird. You've changed, mate. You were right here in Bucharest. You don't seem the same. Something did happen to Rory, didn't it?
just walk in. So this is between 1952 and 1958. It is. It should be between 52 and 56. 52 and 56. So it's the oldest cigar you have. See it as I'm paying my cigar.
That's right.
I should have to buy pay. Don't give it to him. He stole my card. Thank you. Enjoy. Or you're nothing but a thief. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I'm gonna smoke this cigar and ignore all of you.
- Thank you.
No respect.
Or so, when's the last time you saw Rory?
It's the first time
I last saw you on our car trip and on the jet because I'm drifting and you know I am. Ah, Rory. I've seen you there a little bit.
It's been a few years since he's seen you, Rory. Over 10. Rory, you've definitely been watching Take Confidential, haven't you?
That's how you know about road dogs. Yeah.
What do you mean? How have you been since last week?
Good shot there from Tank!