Transcript
Tristan got slowed down by the ball. They got you Tristan.
Why usually like to say something?
Ah, so you touch kids.
Literally saw it caught right in
And then can I also have 20 bottles of sparkling water?
- Big ones. - The big ones.
Bye.
- Yes, 20, two, zero.
Bottles of sparkling water.
Elite Level Hydration.
Sorry
Yes, the big bottles, 20, 2-0 of them.
Cold.
Yes, the large, large sparkling waters and cold, please.
And ice, please. And lemons.
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And yes, that's all.
Yes, sounds perfect. Thank you very much.
.
So, I didn't do this to us. I wanted the rib eyes.
I wanted one ribeye.
We need elite level hydration.
This doesn't make sense. Look.
What is the number one thing humans need to stay alive? Tristan says we're not drinking enough. We're not having enough fun.
They are going to drink.
- All day. - All day. - 20, 20? Is that 20 liters? How much are these ballers? - I think they're a liter and a half.
30 years.
Nice. What are they, one last? So 10 liters each of water.
Just stop.
As a star. What do you mean as a star?
- What is this?
We're drinking all day. All day long. You can't go outside because the peasants are waiting for us.
We're sitting here for all the water. All the water. Similarly, say, "Hey, what are you doing when you're worth a hundred million dollars?" Water contest. Elite level hydration. Done.
You also bought the course. Course bought. Perfect. You're going to set the course. Now we need you to have the secrets to elite level hydration. The loop doesn't. The only way to achieve elite level hydration.
Tristan, that can't be in the course. Is that a part? This can't be a part. This must be part 8. Elite level. This actually might be elite level. This might be truly elite.
I'll drink more water than both of you this game. You won't.
Now you out. You out.
We'll see. We will see. The incredible champion is the card. Nah, I'm just going to edit out every single time he drinks water.
Nice.
Thank you.
Teach them a lesson. That's not how you win. Could be. Take confidential. Wouldn't know if I did or did not do that. Submit it.
Maybe I cut this out too.
So Triss is going the barbarian tactic.
I don't think I can do barbarian. Why you made it bubbly? You made it super hard. Yeah, it's like all bubbles. If he's doing the barbarian tactic. But I believe civilization will defeat the barbarians if I just always drink it out of a nice glass.
You guys are drinking out of the bottle. If I just drink it always out of a glass.
There's no way you're beating me.
Amen.
Nice and refreshing.
And I'm just gonna make sure this never, ever is empty.
Like the infinite glass. Isn't there a legend about some infinite glass that never runs out?
What is boozing day? Tristan can drink liquids so fast. He can. Tactics are...
- Four.
See what I did there? That is his tactic. No, this is going to work. There's a reason cups were invented. Why would cups be invented if this is not the most ideal way to hydrate? He's using poor tactics.
You're going to have one sit.
Or my second ball.
to talk to me.
*cough*
Bye-bye.
My mind's made of water.
Now, my brain was a dry sponge and it's now expanding. I can now see.
40
I've been swimming inside of myself.
No.
These aren't real.
I didn't have enough blood
and all I can do is force myself to make more
It amazes me, this is pure carbonated sparkling water.
The bubbles do hurt. They do. It's not beer, but body.
One down.
- Okay.
Ugh.
50 each, yeah? Yeah.
Nice.
I'm making progress. I don't know how much because I don't even want to know. I'm just going to keep pouring. You drink, Clem.
You drummed half of that.
Luke, you're nowhere near.
I'm getting close.
Look
It's almost done.
And mine's been nice and pleasant. You guys look horrible. It's not almost done.
It's all in the glass. Yeah. Oh, so that's how you think it works, do ya? See, now I just have to drink my nice one little glass of water.
and continue on.
Nice pleasant.
you
We're rich. Why do we do this?
Hydration.
poor people actually couldn't do this
This is a rich person only activity. It's like 4 euros each. Yeah, probably.
So the water has been given up on? Not really.
What do you mean not really? You're just eating things now. Well, for melon.
I'm just eating instead of drinking again.
meeting up with protests.
I'm in both.
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Nope.
Where's my class? You're on the same fucking class!
Never ending.
Embarrassment
for all you know i'm down 20 giant bottles but it's all just gone through this glass
*knock*
Run for it. I hit them in.
Luke, I'd like you to know,
If you're on fire,
and all it would take is my piss to extinguish you.
I would still take a long walk in the cold in the middle of the night.
to the toilet and piss in the toilet.
If you caught on fire right here, right now,
I would drink each and every one of these bottles.
I would drink all of them. Slowly.
Teach you a lesson about dedication to the cause.
Nice little glass.
What are we doing?
Yeah. Watermelon.
- Are we?
You guys keep calling me globetards so it seems like it. The earth is flat. I follow all the flat earth paint.
Yeah, so, okay.
I mean, it's not flat. You're a globetard. You're globetard. You think this isn't flat.
It's not. It's the world round. Yes, it's the globe.
Globe, tar.
Thank you.
Alright, so how's it flat then? Prove to me it's flat. Look how it slides.
I see the curve I do I see the curve
Tell them more proof.
Well, Ruth, did you know
that not once in the history of space travel ever has any astronaut panned his camera around
Not what?
Why don't they?
What do you mean?
Full face, full manipulated images. You're a globe dart.
Your name should be Luke the Duke.
When I said your name is Leek.
The Geek.
I'm gonna start calling him lurd.
Lork. Lork.
Lork the Globetar. This is stupid. I'm not a Globetar. You have a spacesuit, you can go up there and see it's flat. But you ain't fucking got one. It's not flat. And that's why you're Lork the Globetar. So is space fake? Is there even space? Space is fake.
You're Lork. So it's a dome? Space is CGI, yeah. It's a solid dome. I'm gonna drink so much more over that.
It was not a master.
I'll drink all the water on the earth.
Then what?
then you could be thirsty
What kind of name is Lorne?
That's not my name.
on my name.
Can everyone who wants to take confidential please spam Lorq's inbox calling him Lorq?
I don't have an inbox.
Yeah, he does on Instagram. It's real lucky Lord.
Mm-hmm
Mm -hmm
Tristan got slowed down by the bulb.
They got you, Tristan.
Why use them about six?
Tristan. So you touch kids.
Literally saw it, caught red-handed.
John, go to my room and ignore you both. Did you touch that cane?
Can we go to the vault east of the room? Yes and no. To submit what happened. We should go to the club.
I'm just saying we should. I want to get clear. I don't want to, but I feel morally obligated. I super don't want to. You know, I was saying this to you the other day. I was saying, why does a salmon swim on the river? It just feels like it happens to you. Why does a salmon swim on the river? It's a obligation.
- Is everybody ready? Everybody up there, one hand up in the air. One hand up in the air.
Come on, let me see your hands.
I'm going through a door. You don't even have it until you touch. You can tell me I'm just a touch. Baby.
I'm another one. Since it is cold and empty. No one's over to touch me. I just eat. I just fall in love. I ain't even popular. Bro, get my pay extra for the big body. I'm a cold ass nigga nigga hot tub. Bless me, don't put money run. And a chain on my neck. I got chills running.
*outro music*
I don't think a Bugatti's ever traveled on roads like this.
Andrew, this isn't a 4x4. It is four-wheel drive.
We're camping because we have to realign our shocker, so I took the 4x4. This isn't a 4x4. What's going to happen to the bridge? Is it going to collapse? Yeah, it might. And then why don't you buy a new car? No, this is like, what, 6 million euro? No, but you can't, it's not that easy. It's like, it's all rocks and stuff.
Is it going to collapse?
Bro, there's holes. It ain't.
It's left.
Yeah.
bring bugatti here ever never never in a million years this isn't a 4x4 it is we're in like the mountain villages yeah you don't bring bugattis out in the mountain villages because even look at the mountain man looking at you being like why does he they're asking why they're asking themselves why who does this he has so much money can afford another car that's all about me
that woman wants me she does she probably does to be honest she's curious she's super curious i'd be super curious i'm the big g in the big g and there's the mountain man fuck it i'll race him right now okay you would beat the mountain man in a race i admit it's like how about the road dips this is always the best off-road vehicle look just because it costs all that money doesn't mean i'm gonna be like oh we can't go driving on terrible terrain that's gonna ruin it i'm a
gay. That would be gay, wouldn't it? So gay. But I definitely don't think the guy envisioned this when they were crafting the car. Probably didn't envision people smoking in it either. Or fucking driving it drunk. Full of girls. Probably envisaged loads of shit. That ain't gonna happen. Listen. I don't adhere to the rules of the matrix. I do things different.
This is very different. I will admit that this is very different.
Nice, going into the mountains.
Yeah, I'm a race now.
Mountain race is a mountain man.
This is probably better. More reliable. No, I think it is faster. If you go to a computer, it's harder.
Albania.
Thank you.
This is nice! They have internet!
Realizing our shockers. There is no more internet, no more metaverse. No, there is. No, we're here to live with the nature. We're gonna live with the lands.
and we're gonna stop living on the internet
booze in all the time. I'm going to do
Things for us, hearts and souls. - So phones in the grass.
Bye.
Listen, that looks absolutely super uncomfortable. Do you have any body?
Like, look at your spine. It's like in a sea.
It's not supposed to do that. My spine's made of liquid mercury.
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What does that mean? Does that just mean it's super dense? You ever seen the Terminator? Terminator?
Okay, so you're the Terminator.
This looks extremely uncomfortable. Are you comfortable?
My spine is made of solid rubber.
I thought you said it was liquid mercury. This is not a comfortable chair ever.
It is, isn't it? So why are we here again?
Then this door
We're here to be one with nature. Guys, look at this.
your chakras
Shut the fuck up. Tristan, all... I've got my chakras right here. Exactly. Tristan, don't you understand? We were in the club. We beat some people up. We punched them in the face. We need to realign our chakras with the nature and the universe. Are we putting that in take on financial? Yes. Okay, fine. We beat some people up. After we went to the club and boozing hard, a bunch of fucking whores with big tits.
And now we need to go back to bass.
and realign with the source. - That is my fucking base.
What do you mean that's your base? Why did you drag me here? Well, beating the shit out of people after hanging around a bunch of girls with big fake tits is not your fucking spiritual base. It's been my entire life.
But it's what I know and do best.
It's my natural state of existence. That is the worst spiritual base ever. Can't be a spiritual base. It's not very spiritual. I'm not fucking happy. Can't you just enjoy the fucking nature? Yeah, look at the clouds. Let's count them.
This is beautiful. You're going to be cold. Look how beautiful it is. Tristan, you're also going to be cold. You're both going to be cold. Because it's getting colder and colder. Sun's going down. Even I've got sweats and... I thought I'd do this.
There's no way a tricycle will heat you up in a way that you make unlimited seat. Does exercise warm you up, yes or no? But the tricycle won't help. It's got four wheels, mate. That's what I get a tricycle. Yeah, you dumb car. That's fucking three wheels. It's bicycle training wheels, dickhead.
Thank you.
Okay, I don't actually know if it's whether it's called the tricycle or not. A tricycle is three wheels. That is clearly a bicycle with training wheels. Isn't that the same thing? No.
Can you admit you're a monumental failure and there's no vehicle on earth I can't drive? Is she wrong? I might have to admit that. Or this. Admit I'm that guy.
I might have to admit that. Emergency meeting. What do you mean there's an emergency? You can't tricycle to the emergency.
It's not even an effective... I can tell that that's way more effort than walking.
That's not gliding at all I see the effort
I'm just walking at a normal pace I'm not even walking fast Now he's trying to catch up He's trying to speed it up
*laughs* It's uphill now. *laughs* So tricycles are an ineffective boat of transportation. Merge me.
That's a tricycle and we all know it.
Where? It's not an emergency.
The bad the
The goat.
Is that the emergency meeting alarm? We have a new one. Yeah, go.
That's the emergency meeting. So until we sit down, it won't... The emergency meeting is clearly on the balcony of that cabin. I don't know what we're talking about. It is, isn't it?
I don't want to walk on the hill.
But it's clearly there. The goat's calling us. The two goats.
Goats are aggressive. The emergency goats.
Are you an eagerness? Are you an underwear of my hands? It reminded me of yesterday. They look like dumbasses as well. I'll take you out the fucking game, goat.
I actually think goats want beef. I actually think he really wants it. I'm the goat up in here.
the goat wants beef doesn't he but doesn't he realize that his neck being in that position such a imagine axe kick down yeah or up
A soccer kick up. He wouldn't. Hey, he heard ya.
Look at my tactics here, dude.
Alright, call.
Thank you, Brent. It was an excellent flight. I think it was a good one. Thank you, thank you. Bye-bye.